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Ok, so I guess it's no secret that my internet was turned back on last Tuesday afternoon. My new room that I moved into is nice. That's all I'm going to say about it.

Not much is going on in the land of SirLoins. I keep messing around with an 18-year-old and I know I shouldn't. My buddies didn't even know we were "together" because...
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Moving day! I may be off the net for the duration of the weekend. *sniffles*

In the mean time, everyone should visit PoofMonger and tell him he sucks a vaginormous phallus.

I got tagged on Sunday but spent the whole four-day weekend in a drunken stupor that I didn't even notice. Sorry testykitty

Here goes!

1. 7 things to do before i die:

1. Write a movie.
2. Star in a movie.
3. Write a book.
4. Learn another language to fluency.
5. Have a wing of a hospital named after me.
6. Travel more.
7....
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God I need chocolate.

I need a tattoo on my head that says "Three Feet - No Diving" 'cause apparently I'm pretty shallow.

I just found out that Thomas Guides are west coast only.

I had no idea.

Woo! Four-day weekend!

We'll see what kind of trouble I can get into.

Tonight Underworld: Evolutions is playing at the movie theater. I know probably everyone else has already seen it, but it takes the Army an insanely long amount of time to get any decent movies... except Star Wars Ep. III. We got that here the day after it came out in the states....
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So I've never had a girlfriend...

... for Valentine's Day.
... for New Year's.
... for my birthday.
... for her birthday.

One of my last semi-serious girlfriends even broke up with me right before her birthday. I was like wow! She didn't even wait to get a free present or anything.

If I may break character and be a little emo for a while,...
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So I got quite a bit more drunk last night than I had been in a while. We all had a blast. It was my first time back at the Slappy Cock after a two week hiatus.

Nothing bad really happened per se. The stairs are slick when they're wet and I ended up slipping and sliding on my ass all the way down to...
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So... here's a bittersweet story of love lost.

Last night a girl whose pants I've been trying to get in for the better part of two days *finally* decided that she'd give it up.

Things had been going well all night. With our minds properly anesthetized we were thinking and acting less like two people and more like a male and a female.

I had...
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Talk about awkward. I was at the food court on post when I noticed a girl I had met at the Slappy Cock. She was with another guy whom I can only assume was her mythical husband. Everyone knew this girl was married, but her husband was in Iraq and she went home with a new guy every night.

One night, last December, I could...
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