I haven't been on here much lately. I've been writing to myself for a few days now. That writing shouldn't be read by anyone else because the content is extremely raunchy and explicit lol ;-) see what I did there? I made you curious now didn't I? Well, as you've probably noticed from my last post, I've been a bit of a slut lately (a safe slut mind you) and I've been relishing in my singledom. Fuck it. I'm free, I'm single, I got stabbed in the back by the love of my life, I think I deserve to indulge in the finest of the male species after the shit that I've been through this year. It's not like I'm hurting anyone, and they all know the rules. No falling in love.
In the process of meeting some seriously sexy kiwi guys, I've also come to the conclusion that the kiwi accent is a major turn on for me (which is weird, because I am kiwi and have lived in NZ most of my life), I'm guessing mainly because I was made to feel like my accent was horrid and vile when I lived in Australia, and the only way to be accepted was to banish the kiwinese and start speaking with the Aussie twang. Even my friends say I speak more like an Aussie than a kiwi, and I puke in my mouth a little when they say that. Yes, the kiwi accent is sexy as fuck, and I love it.
Since being back I've had a nude photo shoot done, and it occurred to me that I've never posted any fully nude photos on this site before, so here are a few teasers.....
Before anyone has to make a comment on my hair, no that is not a bald spot, it is like that because I have the side of my head shaved and I dyed it black, so at certain angles it shows my scalp. I'd like to get my hair cut again, but I have to wait until I have a little bit of money saved up first. This whole moving back to NZ thing has drained my funds something wicked.
Oh, and I also got a job as a motorcycle postie. I'm not working on the bike today, thank God, as it's blowing a hurricane outside and pissing with rain. I do have to work the night shift tonight though, but that's all good. It's inside and it's not very hard work.
And one last bit of news, I've started attending roller derby. Funny isn't it? I fracture my wrist rollerblading and then decide to sign up to roller derby? Hahahahahahahaha! Fuck it, it's fun. Anyhoo, I'm going to proceed to upload these nude photos so you can masturbate over them, then I'm going to work out and then make some toast. Just 'cause I thought you might be interested in the insignificant shit I do in my everyday life. Ha. See you later sluts.
