Well We got an evection notice they are making my house go away. I hate moving when some one makes me. Well The tattoo convention was awsome got my lip tattooed yah. Boy it hurt. I may have a new job I find out today at 3 yahh. no more mall work.
Tell me a joke or give me a recepie
Tell me a joke or give me a recepie
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1. Pour yourself a tequila sunrise.
2. Drink it.
3. Now, a line of K.
4. Smoke a cigarette.
Ahhhhh, how does that feel.
Ok. Dude.
Let's party.
Okay a joke a joke....
So there a frog... and he wants to get a loan.
So he goes the the bank and he walks up to the loan officer whos name is Patty Wack.
So she says to him "Hi how may I help you?" and he replies "Well I'd like a loan." So she asks him "Do you have any collateral?" and the frog goes "You know what I think I may..."
So he goes back home and he brings back a little ceramic elephant.
Patty says "Whats this?" He goes "Its my collateral." She goes "No no no, this cant be considered collateral." He goes "Sure sure it is, you know what call the manager over, he'll confirm."
So she calls the manager over and tell him whats going on and he picks up the ceramic elephant and he says to the loan officer "Its a nick nack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."