Thursday Apr 22, 2004

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I am drinking tonight at the cambie cum join me if not leave me a joke that I can guess the pun to!
starla:
So this jumper cable and a brain walk into the bar...
The brain goes up to the bar and says "Yo bartender gimmie a couple pints of beer for me and my buddy..."
The bartender's like, "Sorry dude, I can't serve you"
And the brain's all like, "Why?!"
....


Sorry I didn't come tonite, for some reason I thought u meant Friday frown

[Edited on Apr 23, 2004 12:28AM]
tronvillain:
Hope you had fun, wish I had been in Vancouver. Anyway, a joke:

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; its a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So youre a man, thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

Flattered, the man replied, Oh yes, I agree with you completely!

This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, And look at this, heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, Arent you having any?

...

I always liked that one.

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