Prince......"Sometimes it snows in April" one of my favorite songs. Fuck you for realizing that I am a pussy, and that it always makes me think of the good times with the Evil Ex.

Michigan......."Sometimes it fucking hailstorms in April" live with it or move to a milder climate. Evil state.

OK so the Caddy is up and ready to rule the road. I have put 130 miles on it so far, damn Clio is in the middle of nowhere. I am looking for a CD player to stick in the dash, although the funny thing is I am listening to some of the great music that I only have on cassette and wouldn't hear otherwise.

So last Friday I run into my "dad" This fucks with my head hardcore. Wednesday my half-brother, the only one I know that shares chromosomes with me, shows up at the dildo shop with his girl. I haven't seen him since my fucking great grandma died. I think that was 8 years ago. This is really fucking with my mojo. I still only really think of PhrougBhouy as my brother, and he isn't even really related. What a wierd world.