What a kewl day! I got to spend a few hours in the Oak Park jail.
The most interesting part of this all comes from my favorite neighbors and not having the garage on the house that I don't live at being not painted. So my house gets forclosed on due to a major lack of funds. I then somewhere in the interum get a love letter from my city instigated by aformentioned favorite neighbors to paint the garage on a house I am soon not to live in. As I paint the front of the garage, which is the only real part the city seems to care about. I visit the most handsome judge 5 times covering, such interesting details such as the leave in a pile in my backyard, my unlicensed car in my drive way, the sides of the garage which become an issue at later dates, and even at times the weather and me not being able to paint the soon to be unowned garage in two weeks during a rainstorm. Now the final fun comes while I can't drive and I am stranded across town in the rain and miss the bus from one appointment to get some help to court. I walk the 6 miles and try and make a call but still miss the court appointment and get a warrant for my arrest.
Today I am clearing out the last of my stuph from my now forclosed house and the favorite neighbors call the police for steailing my own possesions. Since I have a warrant for missing a court date because of not having my garage sufficiently painted, I get the well dressed public servents to take me for a joy ride and a little nap in their city facilites. Till my Grandparents come all the way down from Clio with $500 to bail me out.
Remember kids, Paint your garages!!!!
The most interesting part of this all comes from my favorite neighbors and not having the garage on the house that I don't live at being not painted. So my house gets forclosed on due to a major lack of funds. I then somewhere in the interum get a love letter from my city instigated by aformentioned favorite neighbors to paint the garage on a house I am soon not to live in. As I paint the front of the garage, which is the only real part the city seems to care about. I visit the most handsome judge 5 times covering, such interesting details such as the leave in a pile in my backyard, my unlicensed car in my drive way, the sides of the garage which become an issue at later dates, and even at times the weather and me not being able to paint the soon to be unowned garage in two weeks during a rainstorm. Now the final fun comes while I can't drive and I am stranded across town in the rain and miss the bus from one appointment to get some help to court. I walk the 6 miles and try and make a call but still miss the court appointment and get a warrant for my arrest.
Today I am clearing out the last of my stuph from my now forclosed house and the favorite neighbors call the police for steailing my own possesions. Since I have a warrant for missing a court date because of not having my garage sufficiently painted, I get the well dressed public servents to take me for a joy ride and a little nap in their city facilites. Till my Grandparents come all the way down from Clio with $500 to bail me out.
Remember kids, Paint your garages!!!!
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but on the up side ... they aren't your neighbors any more.
and you get to move on to better things.
rejoice!