I wish I could remember what the fuck happened for the 4th. It's a big blank spot in my mind. Apparently I had some sort of fun. Anyways, here are a few fun facts I decided to share...
1. Cell phones do not bounce.
2. Alcohol and explosives don't mix.
3. Eagles of Death Metal, funny name.
4. Soda cans explode after 10 mins in the Texas heat.
5. Jose Cuervo and white girls don't mesh well.
6. It's fun to make people listen to The Cramps.
7. Waterproof mascara is a lie.
8. Boats are fun times.
9. I'm dangerous with a microphone.
10. Boys still suck.
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1. Cell phones do not bounce.
2. Alcohol and explosives don't mix.
3. Eagles of Death Metal, funny name.
4. Soda cans explode after 10 mins in the Texas heat.
5. Jose Cuervo and white girls don't mesh well.
6. It's fun to make people listen to The Cramps.
7. Waterproof mascara is a lie.
8. Boats are fun times.
9. I'm dangerous with a microphone.
10. Boys still suck.
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beaky:
5 applies not only to white girls!!!
baddog_ar:
Have a good weekend. Not too much Jose. Later. 