Church sure was neato this morning.
(Just kidding, you morons!)
Happy Father's Day to all you daddies out there.
My dad's Father Day request was beer and brats (he's German, y'all), so I'm there! Just as I thanked my Native American ancestry yesterday for my ability to tan, today I have to give a shout-out to my German and Scottish grannies for my bulletproof liver.
I was lazy as hell yesterday, and it was nice. Today I'm gonna spend $$ and get drunk. Greed, sloth, gluttony, and lust (most important, can't forget lust) make for a lovely weekend.
(Just kidding, you morons!)
Happy Father's Day to all you daddies out there.
My dad's Father Day request was beer and brats (he's German, y'all), so I'm there! Just as I thanked my Native American ancestry yesterday for my ability to tan, today I have to give a shout-out to my German and Scottish grannies for my bulletproof liver.
I was lazy as hell yesterday, and it was nice. Today I'm gonna spend $$ and get drunk. Greed, sloth, gluttony, and lust (most important, can't forget lust) make for a lovely weekend.
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and he was right.