omg, i had the weirdest conversation with my mother today.. first thing you have to understand is that my mother doesnt know im bi. i never saw the point. if i get into a relationship with a girl, well ill cross that bridge when i come to it.
so anyways, we're in the car and im griping about how frustrating men are, and, as a joke i go "maybe ill just go gay" and she goes into this whole speech abut how she knows i probably have lesbianism up my sleeve as an option, but i shouldn't give up on guys just yet.. yadayadayada.. TOTALLY out of the blue.. and get this (and this is just the icing on the cake) she goes "i know you're butch enough that you could get a girl"

Oh.My.God. i NEVER, EVER in my life wanted to here my mother say that sentence to me... also, keep in mind, my mother has a south african accent, which is a lot like a british accent... and she called me butch. lord help me, it doesnt get weirder than this.