To all who have either just recently just friended me or have known me for quite some fucking time on this site, welcome to the chaos that is I. My real name is Austin and I am 27 years old. It's strange because right now as I'm typing this shit I feel a lot older. If you'd see me you'll be laughing. My neck is stiff, my wrist hurts, my back is sore, and I have a bit of a headache lol. They say that Bourbon will cure this; well I'm about to find out! For anyone inquiring as to who the fuck I am exactly, well, I am not a creep (at least I hope not). I am definitely not a pedophile (no, seriously. I despise pedos). I'm just a burnt out looking guy from New York. I joined this site because I understand it's beliefs and goals, while showing a great amount of admiration and respect for it's members/models. Also....as I mentioned when I first came on the scene (damn, this new And One record is awesome!!!), I'm here because I love beauty and I like art. When someone asks me what this site is like, I pause for a moment, and simply respond with: "It is like walking down a sidewalk on a sunset filled warm afternoon, when suddenly you stop, and marvel at the site of the woman walking by across the street, for she is the most beautiful lady that your eyes have gazed at. She is simply flawless. Perfect.
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