I'm so fucking confused. Silly needs to get laid ... like now.
I'm off for three days this coming weekend, I'm seriously thinking of taking a road trip somewhere. I could go to San Antonio, Austin, Houston. I could go to Winstar. I think it's closest. I could even go back home. I've thought about it, but I think that would require... Read More
I think everybody needs to get laid alot more often, if i was close I volunteer for being a booty call. unfortunatly that doesnt help you out now. a healthy dose of jack daniels will most likely make you less confused so long as you dont think about being confused.
I stood up for what I believe in at work, and it's left me without a job. Surprised? I'm not.
That company does not deserve me. I worked entirely too hard for my own good to be left fucked in the ass in the end. And certainly not in the fun tingly way.
Hell yeah, never let people bend you over without the lube unless you plan to sodomize them with hot irons later. It's not the easy way to live but I say fuck easy!
You know what will make you happy? Teh sex! So get to it!
All right, so after work I head out with my two closest friends to one of their apartments to fix resumes n such for a new job. There's this stray who apparently hangs around the complex and is fed by a wide range of people. He's a happy cat and walked right up to me.
I stole him. He's playing around in my garage until... Read More
Special thanks to both Doxie and Photorico for the wonderful birthday gifts! Also, to another person who didn't leave their name. Thanks guys!
I didn't get to have as much fun as I would have liked thanks to work. However, this weekend I had a blast!!
Saturday I was feeling rather antisocial so I went to an antique mall and bought some awesome furniture... Read More
Oh good, I'm about twenty minutes away from FH, what kind of car does he have?
Alright, maybe I'll take a picture sometime. Of my shower of course. Believe me, you don't want to see me showering anyway. *shudders* I even close my eyes.
I feel like I'm being ignored by everyone.
Friends don't answer ims. Dates don't answer the phone.
Would it just be easier to tell me to fuck off? I could take that a lot better. Well, I'd at least not whine about it.
I want to go to Six Flags on Saturday. I want this one fella to go with me. He won't answer the... Read More
Sorry to read about your works troubles, one of the UNIVERSAL TRUTHS (that's a registered trademark somewhere, I am sure) is that work sucks. And its not just the works sucks, its the whole marketing gimmick behind work sucking and letting everyone know through posters, movies, bumper stickers, signs, coffee mugs, songs, comics, etc. that sucks even more. Right, I'm ranting, but I'm glad my phone conversation with the city of Cancun could brighten up your week.
Steal all the stationary and desk accessories you can!
And then sell them on a black market somewhere! for loads of filthy lucre!
Or is that shit still in the works? being delayed by a new jay-oh-bee 'n all...