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2 years ago this holiday weekend I got a speeding ticket. 1 year ago this holiday weekend DMV sent me new vanity plates that had a registration expiration date 2 weeks after they arrived which led to me driving an unregistered car and having it towed and impounded. Today my car broke and I had to cann 800-Porsche so they come with a flatbed, towels, pillows and blankies to keep the car safe for "rescue" as they call it. My guess is sheared intermediate shaft or the beaing bolt for that shaft. My team also had 8 players and a goalie, we lost 9-0. Of the 45 minutes of game time I was playing for 39 minutes, even the NHL don't do that. The day wasn't all bad, the "fat guys" (AD&D players) I hang out with tricked me into cooking for the BBQ today, everyone loved it, now I have to bring food and cook everytime. Can't get any worse really. My ex and family thought I was in the process of killing someone since they thought someone damaged my car, they didn't get the hints that it damaged itself.
Seantastic doesn't pay his bills.