Today was cafe night, I got free drinks from the waitress with the J-Lo butt. The otherwaitress (actually fairly cute) made me her favorite drink hoping I would really like it, I did actually. The group of friends I was with included a female I dated for all of 2 days, and that was 8 years ago, she was hanging all over me like I was her boyfriend. My ex IM'd me asking where I was then was jokingly (I think) mad I was out with Sylvia (the 2 day chick). What the hell does any of that mean? Either I am secreting strong pheremones, or chicks make little sense to me and I really don't understand any of these 'signals'.
[For those not knowing, the term 'chick' as used by me is not derogatory]
My old hockey team was in a panic, I donned goalie gear (only skates, trapper, blocker, and stick) for the first evaluation skate of the new season. Management and coaching staff were stupified. Amusingly I was still the fastest skater. This new season should be really fun.
Mall nazi. I went to the mall the other day wearing my Einstruzende shirt (one without holes), and my thin German green jacket (has Cure logo and "fat people suck" in Sharpie on the back). While eating in the food court a couple who were around the age of 40, maybe a tad under were overheard calling me a Nazi and how they never wanted to see their kids associate with someone like me. In a rarely seen moment I realized my hat was also off and shaved head exposed. Normally I would have calmly confronted them and explained I was not in fact a Nazi but actually a businessman who likes German music, cars, and certain clothing, I opted not to since I was reading Slashdot on my Sidekick and otherwise busy. After shopping for another hour I went to the car and as I'm getting in the car I turned and saw the couple getting in an Audi near me and said, "Looks like you are also Nazis with that German car". The guy nearly pee'd himself after asking what I did to get the car I had. The wife called him a moron who often pre-judges people. Some people never learn.
Speaking of the Mall, I may be ending my vacation and actually looking for a new contract since open warehouse space is near impossible to locate. Open meaning a 210' x 95' columnless area.
[For those not knowing, the term 'chick' as used by me is not derogatory]
My old hockey team was in a panic, I donned goalie gear (only skates, trapper, blocker, and stick) for the first evaluation skate of the new season. Management and coaching staff were stupified. Amusingly I was still the fastest skater. This new season should be really fun.
Mall nazi. I went to the mall the other day wearing my Einstruzende shirt (one without holes), and my thin German green jacket (has Cure logo and "fat people suck" in Sharpie on the back). While eating in the food court a couple who were around the age of 40, maybe a tad under were overheard calling me a Nazi and how they never wanted to see their kids associate with someone like me. In a rarely seen moment I realized my hat was also off and shaved head exposed. Normally I would have calmly confronted them and explained I was not in fact a Nazi but actually a businessman who likes German music, cars, and certain clothing, I opted not to since I was reading Slashdot on my Sidekick and otherwise busy. After shopping for another hour I went to the car and as I'm getting in the car I turned and saw the couple getting in an Audi near me and said, "Looks like you are also Nazis with that German car". The guy nearly pee'd himself after asking what I did to get the car I had. The wife called him a moron who often pre-judges people. Some people never learn.
Speaking of the Mall, I may be ending my vacation and actually looking for a new contract since open warehouse space is near impossible to locate. Open meaning a 210' x 95' columnless area.