I have a party this Sunday with my former neighbor who ran around in wet t-shirts and said to me, "I'm legal now." on her 18th birthday. That should be interesting. The parents of my niece and nephew (no relation to me) tried to hook me up with a 21 year old. I have her cell number, she added me on MySpace, and gets back to school where I play hockey after labor day. Supposedly she is hot. And single. And has hot, single friends!
I had blue hair for the hockey tournament. Now I have purple hair. I missed my pedicure with Becky this morning. I need a recreational firearm. I need to cut a hole in the wall to find the dryer vent connect. This is short sentence day. It has been long enough, I may be open to getting a girlfriend again. Or finding a new computer game.
