silentwhisper

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'



The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:



Work Out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Ballerina Barbie for $19.95

Astronaut Barbie for $19.95

Skater Barbie for $19.95,

and Divorced Barbie for $295.95'.



The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!

Why is the Divorced Barbie $295.95 and all the others $19.95?'



The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers;

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's Boat, Ken's House,

Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's former best friend,

and a key chain made with Ken's genitals.


...And now you know the rest of the story.