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I was hit on by a mentally retarded girl while shopping at Wal-mart today. Or atleast I thought she was metally retarded. And I think she was hitting on me. I don't know. I just wanted to get your attention. I assumed she was retarded by the way she spoke to me. Unfortunatley, I can not describe the way her voice sounded. But it was quite different. I was going down some aisle and we passed. I smiled at her and she smiled back. I thought nothing of it and continued shopping. She appeared to be a sweet girl. Kind of cute. So off I went. So I go down another aisle. At the end of the aisle is the girl. She is accompanied by a boy who is sitting in the shopping cart. The boy is too old to be sitting in the cart. But who am I to judge? Anyways, as I exit the aisle, I notice the two watching me. Then the girl said, "Maaaaaan?!!?! Where....IS....the ketchup?! Do you know where the ketchup is?!?!" My reply was, "I have no idea." I gave them a polite smile and continued with my shopping. As I walked away, I could here the girl say, "I told you he was a boy! I called him 'man' and he answered!" Then the boy said, "He is a boy! He is, he is!" Wow. I laughed as I turned into the aisle where the ketchup was at.

Ha ha! I watched the movie Sideways today. It is a great film and recommend you go see it. It inspired me to finish off a bottle of wine that was sitting in my kitchen.

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