Regardless of your beliefs, I hope you have a wonderful December 25th. If you have the day off, relax and do things that you enjoy. If you work, hell yeah, holiday pay!
My present to you:
(story time. @dali reading SAUSAGEY SANTA by Carlton Mellick III to @selene, @persephone, @lyxzen, and @rourke)
Also,
(here's a still from a video that I captured of the reading. I apologize for the lack of sound. It's apparently super easy to cover the microphone with a finger on my phone. Good job, me. For the video, click here.)
Also:
(THE BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG by Carlton Mellick III was the first bizarro fiction book I read. I've been hooked since. Here's @rourke thieving a copy from @selene).
I was recently interviewed here. We talk about my book, bizarro fiction, suicide girls, and general awesomeness.
Another awesome note, I woke up this morning to find out that my book is now available on kindle. HELL YEAH!
Be well. Be happy. Thank you for existing.
Cheers!
