I will go up to the six fingered man and i will say, hello my name is Roberto Montana, you took my jello! Prepare to die!
Thats gonna be my million dollar commercial i'm going to sell to J-E-L-L-O inc.
Then i'm gonna make a head and shoulders commercial. And its gonna have burning scalp from people here in chicago. This stuff really smokes. I'll try to get a picture for you if one of my friends can get a camera! but its getting hot so it might not work. Ok kids the trick is to get a bald guy to work out untill he's got sweat all over the top of his head. Then have him step outside in the cold. Watch the steam rise! See that actors would love it. I would love it. And it lasts for 15mins! So i'll make a million dollars there.
And then i'm gonna take my two million dollars and sail around the world untill i die or get bored! Wonder how many times i can make it? Hmmm! I'm thinking a TON! Cause the star fortune teller guy said i would die at the age for 35 in a car accident. So the trick is to enjoy life before i die! Then work! Right? Who really wants to retire when they can't walk without a cane. SCREW THAT SHIT! RETIRE EARLY! thats my maddow! (spelling)
Ya fuck off i can't spell, yes i know. So don't go prancy prancy around on my journal talking like your the shit with the grammar crap and all that evil english shit like i give a crap what some random english super hero says! Unless your a friend, in which case feel free to click the contact button located on the left hand side of the screen under the nice picture! LATERS!
Thats gonna be my million dollar commercial i'm going to sell to J-E-L-L-O inc.
Then i'm gonna make a head and shoulders commercial. And its gonna have burning scalp from people here in chicago. This stuff really smokes. I'll try to get a picture for you if one of my friends can get a camera! but its getting hot so it might not work. Ok kids the trick is to get a bald guy to work out untill he's got sweat all over the top of his head. Then have him step outside in the cold. Watch the steam rise! See that actors would love it. I would love it. And it lasts for 15mins! So i'll make a million dollars there.
And then i'm gonna take my two million dollars and sail around the world untill i die or get bored! Wonder how many times i can make it? Hmmm! I'm thinking a TON! Cause the star fortune teller guy said i would die at the age for 35 in a car accident. So the trick is to enjoy life before i die! Then work! Right? Who really wants to retire when they can't walk without a cane. SCREW THAT SHIT! RETIRE EARLY! thats my maddow! (spelling)
Ya fuck off i can't spell, yes i know. So don't go prancy prancy around on my journal talking like your the shit with the grammar crap and all that evil english shit like i give a crap what some random english super hero says! Unless your a friend, in which case feel free to click the contact button located on the left hand side of the screen under the nice picture! LATERS!