How Roberts Life Works - Lessons 1-5
1.) When trying to make someone laugh you take a phrase your heard off of either Chuck and Larry (the movie) or Will and Grace (the tv show) - "I'm so gay for you right now". And then think maybe if i put fat in there, because i'm plump, it would be a funny spin... Cause everyone knows that phrase right, i mean who hasn't watched those two shows? Wrong, "I'm so fat for you right now", to everyone else but me means something sexual. And when saying it to a girl, it means your talking about your penis.
Robert learned - Just don't say fat around a girl, because one they think your talking about erections or two they think your talking about their stomach. Their is no other chain of thought.
2.) When flirting with someone sex wise, even if you have no ententions of doing any of it and you've already explained its all in good fun and you've already clarified that its fun for them to. When that person says "your too funny" or "lol". It really means leave me the fuck alone or i'll call your command and say your harassing me.
Robert Learned - Just don't flirt sex wise with girls.
3.) When a girl asks you for your phone number at the club, and you think your looking hot that night. Don't give it to her.
Robert Learned - She'll give it to her ugly friend.
4.) When a girl trys to have sex with you one night, and you refuse again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Trying to have sex with her the next morning and she refuses twice means you've sexually harassed her.
Robert Learned - Cover your ass, its best to have a tape recorder with you recording at all times. Females tend to loose their minds and need to be reminded.
5.) When a female txts you sexual messages for a whole day. Don't send her a sexual e-mail 2 days later. Because that's sexual harassment, and she told your command.
Robert Learned - Lock all txt messages, cover thy own ass, especially when talking to all females via txt/e-mail. Save the ones that will cover your ass when you go up to get beheaded. Doesn't matter if you trust this person or not, when talking sexual, cover thy ass!
Robert learned - Granted i've made mistakes, i'm not 100% angel. But i can back all these lessons up with facts to prove they went as i said they did. Because i've learned no one trusts a semi-fat man with big lips and a unibrow and lack of charisma. The only way you can prove your innocent is by having exactly what happened backed up by recorder/saving/or witnesses. and this only proves your innocent, it doesn't hurt the ones trying to ruin you in the least. You get a stern talking to, they get to do it again to the next poor smuck, so they can say thats why they are so depressed or thats why they cheated or thats why they messed up. A scape got, used to divert attention.
Charisma -
A rare personal quality attributed to leaders who arouse fervent popular devotion, inspires allegiance and enthusiasm.
Sikjoy IS PISSED!!!
This is exactly the reason i find it hard to even talk to people of the opposite sex. Because once the conversation turns, and they are the ones who turn it, i get put on blast! And i can't fucking stand it! How can you have the balls to ruin someone's carreer but not have the balls to say "hey, i'm not comfortable with that, please stop" or something along those lines?
Both girls who claimed and is claiming sexual harassment against me have issues... I don't understand the topsy turvey though. They arn't skitzo! I don't understand y! And in the military... they'll fuck your life up, quick and in a hurry. The first time they where gonna demote. Take my rank and my qualifications. But i was smart, i saved the txt and i showed them that i was being engaged in sexual talk before i even sent the e-mail. This time all i have is the last 20 messages, which say lol sorry sorry and "your too funny" - Your too funny being the last message recieved and sent on my part before the threat from a friend came in saying she asked for my command phone number because i'm harassing her...
You know what i'm just not even going to talk to any more females about anything to do with sex. Not even jokes, not even flirting sexually, once they start talking i'm going to tell them i'm not comfortable with that, please stop. And if they don't i'll file sexual harassment charges against them.
1.) When trying to make someone laugh you take a phrase your heard off of either Chuck and Larry (the movie) or Will and Grace (the tv show) - "I'm so gay for you right now". And then think maybe if i put fat in there, because i'm plump, it would be a funny spin... Cause everyone knows that phrase right, i mean who hasn't watched those two shows? Wrong, "I'm so fat for you right now", to everyone else but me means something sexual. And when saying it to a girl, it means your talking about your penis.
Robert learned - Just don't say fat around a girl, because one they think your talking about erections or two they think your talking about their stomach. Their is no other chain of thought.
2.) When flirting with someone sex wise, even if you have no ententions of doing any of it and you've already explained its all in good fun and you've already clarified that its fun for them to. When that person says "your too funny" or "lol". It really means leave me the fuck alone or i'll call your command and say your harassing me.
Robert Learned - Just don't flirt sex wise with girls.
3.) When a girl asks you for your phone number at the club, and you think your looking hot that night. Don't give it to her.
Robert Learned - She'll give it to her ugly friend.
4.) When a girl trys to have sex with you one night, and you refuse again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Trying to have sex with her the next morning and she refuses twice means you've sexually harassed her.
Robert Learned - Cover your ass, its best to have a tape recorder with you recording at all times. Females tend to loose their minds and need to be reminded.
5.) When a female txts you sexual messages for a whole day. Don't send her a sexual e-mail 2 days later. Because that's sexual harassment, and she told your command.
Robert Learned - Lock all txt messages, cover thy own ass, especially when talking to all females via txt/e-mail. Save the ones that will cover your ass when you go up to get beheaded. Doesn't matter if you trust this person or not, when talking sexual, cover thy ass!
Robert learned - Granted i've made mistakes, i'm not 100% angel. But i can back all these lessons up with facts to prove they went as i said they did. Because i've learned no one trusts a semi-fat man with big lips and a unibrow and lack of charisma. The only way you can prove your innocent is by having exactly what happened backed up by recorder/saving/or witnesses. and this only proves your innocent, it doesn't hurt the ones trying to ruin you in the least. You get a stern talking to, they get to do it again to the next poor smuck, so they can say thats why they are so depressed or thats why they cheated or thats why they messed up. A scape got, used to divert attention.
Charisma -
A rare personal quality attributed to leaders who arouse fervent popular devotion, inspires allegiance and enthusiasm.
Sikjoy IS PISSED!!!
This is exactly the reason i find it hard to even talk to people of the opposite sex. Because once the conversation turns, and they are the ones who turn it, i get put on blast! And i can't fucking stand it! How can you have the balls to ruin someone's carreer but not have the balls to say "hey, i'm not comfortable with that, please stop" or something along those lines?
Both girls who claimed and is claiming sexual harassment against me have issues... I don't understand the topsy turvey though. They arn't skitzo! I don't understand y! And in the military... they'll fuck your life up, quick and in a hurry. The first time they where gonna demote. Take my rank and my qualifications. But i was smart, i saved the txt and i showed them that i was being engaged in sexual talk before i even sent the e-mail. This time all i have is the last 20 messages, which say lol sorry sorry and "your too funny" - Your too funny being the last message recieved and sent on my part before the threat from a friend came in saying she asked for my command phone number because i'm harassing her...
You know what i'm just not even going to talk to any more females about anything to do with sex. Not even jokes, not even flirting sexually, once they start talking i'm going to tell them i'm not comfortable with that, please stop. And if they don't i'll file sexual harassment charges against them.
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dangermagnet:
awh, I'm sorry doodah. women suck, even more when they're mixed up with military men... specifically anyone in DoN, but anywho... it's unfortunate that you have to cover your ass like that because women are such backstabbing skanks that can't make up their own minds and are too cowardly to burn a guy face to face and instead decide it's better to burn him through his superiors. blech. I hate women... maybe that's why I'm married to a man... rofl.
uproot:
you better get out next year with this new GI bill