sikjoy

So, i've been nerding out online lately... Trying to make web sites and stuffs. Ran into some cool Flash sites... Just awesome what they are doing these days. Then i realized i saw something like that years and years ago. But it doesn't matter. So i went out and bought a how to book for 50. Then i came home got all happy and nerdy and realized...... I needed the program for it. So i looked it up on line and found i could get a free 30 day trial.... Here is the kicker. The freaking program cost $700!!!! So now i'm debating on weather i should check my colleges to see if i can get it free, learn the book without the program, steal the program, or just give up.

Secondly i've realized that Most cali girls are fake bitchs from hell. And i really have no interest in them. Of course they look good. But seriously.... They are fucked up in the head. The 6 internal things that i can't deal with.

1. Crazy
2. Conceited
3. Liars
4. Stupidity
5. Spoiled
6. Drama

And cali girls normally have 3 out of the 6. I can hardly handle 1. Where did all the normal ladies go?



The 6 External things i can't deal with.

1. Being above average in weight. Now there are some BBW's out there i find attractive. But i'm big.... so i don't wanna play with a girl my size.
2. Facial hair (this will make me throw up, i'm not joking)
3. Arm hair
4. Hair anywhere besides there head, under arms, and hmmhmm...
5. Big huge birth marks.
6. Massive acne outbreak.



Ok i'm done bitching... As if anyone reads these... Or if they do, they don't make supa comments... when was the last time i recieved more then 15 comments.... Um never! Thats ok, i still know i'm speacial! Even if my friends don't real my blog, they still wuv me!