Ever take a dare ye just knew was ta come back to haunt ye?
A matey of mine's swore off the porn, an it's been rough waters fer her. I be sympathizin', an' whenever I find somethin' innerestin' in these fair harbors, I plot a safe course fer her ta steer clear o' temptation ta find it, lest she be overcome by the treasures she's forbidden herself. She's been at it for over a month now, and earlier, she sent me this in an IM bottle:
A matey of mine's swore off the porn, an it's been rough waters fer her. I be sympathizin', an' whenever I find somethin' innerestin' in these fair harbors, I plot a safe course fer her ta steer clear o' temptation ta find it, lest she be overcome by the treasures she's forbidden herself. She's been at it for over a month now, and earlier, she sent me this in an IM bottle:
p.s. just *try* not to see a bare tittie for one week.
I be livin' a crappy Seinfeld episode for the next week, me hearties. True as the north star, I'll still be here for that time, but I be skippin' some groups and the main page, favorin' me own blog, the news, and the calmer crews.
