I actively dislike the apartment where my wife is living.

It is *filled* with creepers. I am going to sound like a classist prick here, but you know: those vaguely weird and dirty people who are always just *around.* Yeah.

Her apartment building is the kind of place where when you're walking up the front steps, there is someone sitting on the steps in the front on the door. And they move JUST ENOUGH so you can unlock and squeeze in the door. That is what *assholes* and *creepers* do. Fucking' A.

Creepers also light firecrackers on a random Friday night at 2am.

Creepers also fight with their significant others in the parking lot at 2am. (Creepers do a LOT at 2am.)

Creepers also feel the need to congregate and smoke on the front steps - even though they're not supposed to smoke out on the front steps. (Creepers hate to be alone.)

I'm trying to talk her into moving, but Great Falls is a goddamn hole and the rental market blows. I'm not sure what the other options are. This sucks. This place is pretty, but I feel - more and more - like I need to move to a real fucking state.