Dear SG,

Obligatory "I am not dead, just living life" post.

Dear Neighbor,

I like you, but you are being kind of a douche right now. I will acquiesce to your (albeit) polite request. But I'm starting a list in my head...

Dear Weather,

Thank you for finally being less ass.

Dear Reviewers of my Article,

Some of your comments suck, but thanks for the R&R!

That is all.