Dear J,
Would it be fun any other way?
Yours in eternal wisdom,
God
You've been immed by God, do you accept?
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Jae: Dude, no fair. I want a real answer.
God: Ok: Chill the fuck out.
Jae: Dick.
God: I know thoust art, but what am I?
Jae: Hey, don't be childish.
God: I can do whatever I want, by definition
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Jae:...
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Would it be fun any other way?
Yours in eternal wisdom,
God
You've been immed by God, do you accept?
click
Jae: Dude, no fair. I want a real answer.
God: Ok: Chill the fuck out.
Jae: Dick.
God: I know thoust art, but what am I?
Jae: Hey, don't be childish.
God: I can do whatever I want, by definition
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Jae:...
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trevallion:
lmao!
mnislahi:
hahah had to come read it again!
Dear God,
WTF?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jae
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and now, a poem:
The Phoenix rises,
Ikarus has been ressurected,
the cocoon has been shed,
The mirror is shattered.
He raises from the muck,
briefly scans for his lost shadow,
looses his patience and sees his Chava,
"That wasn't their before"
For a time he leaves her there,
amid the Terra which embraces her,
his nakedness lost to him,...
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WTF?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jae
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and now, a poem:
The Phoenix rises,
Ikarus has been ressurected,
the cocoon has been shed,
The mirror is shattered.
He raises from the muck,
briefly scans for his lost shadow,
looses his patience and sees his Chava,
"That wasn't their before"
For a time he leaves her there,
amid the Terra which embraces her,
his nakedness lost to him,...
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yummysugah:
i did.
with a huge dildo
and it was fuckin grean
no actually i didnt
i had normal sex.
it's really cool
you should try it as well
with a huge dildo
and it was fuckin grean
no actually i didnt
i had normal sex.
it's really cool
you should try it as well
Discovered last night that if you speed up the music you listen to a lot of it sounds better.
Also, found the problem with uploading pics and added some new ones!!!
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I gave my sister StarCraft to play 2 weeks ago.
Today she calls me asking how to build shit (as Terrans). In the background I can hear the music blarring in her apartment....
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Also, found the problem with uploading pics and added some new ones!!!
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I gave my sister StarCraft to play 2 weeks ago.
Today she calls me asking how to build shit (as Terrans). In the background I can hear the music blarring in her apartment....
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alhim:
yeah, the mega man music rules. and so does the old school metroid and blaster master music. its so nostalgic. you ever listen to the band 'the minibosses'? they just do covers of video game music and nothing else.
oh, and even though its not playing in your country, you could go to http://www.suprnova.org/ and dowload the movie it using bit torrent, albiet horrible quality in comparison to actually watching it in theaters, but hey.
Eternal.Sunshine.Of.The.Spotless.Mind.SVCD.TS-UTi
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oh, and even though its not playing in your country, you could go to http://www.suprnova.org/ and dowload the movie it using bit torrent, albiet horrible quality in comparison to actually watching it in theaters, but hey.
Eternal.Sunshine.Of.The.Spotless.Mind.SVCD.TS-UTi
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mnislahi:
Thats really how you talk about your sister 
I used to hate mine.. but then she started taking me out to party so now i love her lol no, i really no.. now.. i should shup up. lol
I used to hate mine.. but then she started taking me out to party so now i love her lol no, i really no.. now.. i should shup up. lol
"Morning smiles
like the face
of a newborn child,
innocent, unknowing.
Winter's end
promises
of a long lost friend.
Speaks to me of comfort
but I fear
I have nothing to give.
I have so much
to lose here in this lonely place.
Tangled up in your embrace
there's there's nothing I'd like better than
to fall.
but I fear
I have nothing to give....
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like the face
of a newborn child,
innocent, unknowing.
Winter's end
promises
of a long lost friend.
Speaks to me of comfort
but I fear
I have nothing to give.
I have so much
to lose here in this lonely place.
Tangled up in your embrace
there's there's nothing I'd like better than
to fall.
but I fear
I have nothing to give....
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smuffy:
Yes you are right!
I almost never listen to what the reviewers have to say.
One of my pet peeves about movie critics is that they review a movie the same way. I always wish that critics would review movies according to genre. For example, movies that tend to get the worst reviews are horror or action flicks. I think for the most part they get poorly reviewed because these hosebags don't even like those types of movies to begin with. It's like they think a good performance is only good if it's near to the level of an Oscar-worthy performance...or something. It just pisses me off. There are a ton of movies I love that critics hated. I give it a chance no matter what anyone says.
I almost never listen to what the reviewers have to say.
One of my pet peeves about movie critics is that they review a movie the same way. I always wish that critics would review movies according to genre. For example, movies that tend to get the worst reviews are horror or action flicks. I think for the most part they get poorly reviewed because these hosebags don't even like those types of movies to begin with. It's like they think a good performance is only good if it's near to the level of an Oscar-worthy performance...or something. It just pisses me off. There are a ton of movies I love that critics hated. I give it a chance no matter what anyone says.
smuffy:
Oh hehe you had two entries for me---how cool!
Yeah I'm not into any of it. I'm not sure it's fascinating though. Most of the time I feel rather boring because of it. LOL.
Yeah I'm not into any of it. I'm not sure it's fascinating though. Most of the time I feel rather boring because of it. LOL.
I was talking to my sister last night at a bar (were both a bit stoned) and she starts telling me how she's finally crossed the line into needing penetration, that is, she cant really get off on a guy just going down alone anymore.
My reply: Yeah, mom told me about that.
She stops, her jaw hanging open.
"Something's really wrong with our family"...
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My reply: Yeah, mom told me about that.
She stops, her jaw hanging open.
"Something's really wrong with our family"...
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alhim:
hehe...ya...being in a country where it was showing would defenitely help...
Yeah, mom told me about that. =
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Yeah, mom told me about that. =
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trevallion:
Yes your family is really fucked up.
One of my roommates is a retard, I believe I've mentioned him before.
Leos rule! Never try to stnadoff with a Leo cause we'll win, if we don't get pissed and stomp in your face.
Dropkick Murphys
Courtney Love would win cause she's a crazy crackhead
One of my roommates is a retard, I believe I've mentioned him before.
Leos rule! Never try to stnadoff with a Leo cause we'll win, if we don't get pissed and stomp in your face.
Dropkick Murphys
Courtney Love would win cause she's a crazy crackhead
Thanks for all the comments on the last entry...it was a catharsis for me...when I finished writing it I realized that it was actually really good writing.
So anyways, I got news that my first love is married and just gave birth
Kinda upsetting on some levels, but I'm dealing with it.
So anyways, I got news that my first love is married and just gave birth
Kinda upsetting on some levels, but I'm dealing with it.
yummysugah:
big up man.
i really liked your writings.
and as for your question
i like Yummy betta.
i really liked your writings.
and as for your question
i like Yummy betta.
mnislahi:
Yea.. that entry was really good..
UGh.. i know how it feels...
let me know whenu apply for SB hehe
UGh.. i know how it feels...
let me know whenu apply for SB hehe
The oldest member of my family are my great-grandmother and father. The Matriarch and patriarch are a couple in their late 80s on my mothers side. My great-grandmother was the first woman to be ordained a Methodist minister in the world. My great-grandfather invented a certain form of gasoline, he was born in Oklahoma.
When I was 7 my babysitter, my mothers best friend, was...
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smuffy:
Normal.
Hard to define really.
Maybe unnecessary to define. Who cares right?
Fuck normality!!! LOL.
I love philospophy but you don't seem too fond of it so I will not philosophize. Unless you want me to.
Hard to define really.
Maybe unnecessary to define. Who cares right?
Fuck normality!!! LOL.
I love philospophy but you don't seem too fond of it so I will not philosophize. Unless you want me to.
misterjesus:
sorry.
What in jesus tapdancing christ's name is a cyberMcdonalds?
What in jesus tapdancing christ's name is a cyberMcdonalds?
I'm having a very pissy day.
Adapting to stress after two weeks of fun.
It will pass.
In other news my sister was walking past a building today when it fell apart!!!
Luckily for her there was a big steal wall that (just barely) caught the debres. But a big dent formed in it that almost hit her (!)
Fucking Israel.
Adapting to stress after two weeks of fun.
It will pass.
In other news my sister was walking past a building today when it fell apart!!!
Luckily for her there was a big steal wall that (just barely) caught the debres. But a big dent formed in it that almost hit her (!)
Fucking Israel.
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alhim:
hahaha. cynical optimism. its funny you mentioned that, me and a friend were joking about just that the other day.
alhim:
HOLY SHIT! she was just walking on here way, and a building just calapses next to her! thats amazing, Im glad she is okay.
So, I'm at my friends house in Tel-Aviv when my cellphone rings.
Private Number.
I pick it up and a computer voice starts telling me abunch of stuff in hebrew that I don't understand and keeps says press 1.
I press 1.
I hear a jingle say 'be nice to someone today'
Then an operator picks up and asks me something in Hebrew.
I ask...
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Private Number.
I pick it up and a computer voice starts telling me abunch of stuff in hebrew that I don't understand and keeps says press 1.
I press 1.
I hear a jingle say 'be nice to someone today'
Then an operator picks up and asks me something in Hebrew.
I ask...
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bracket:
happens to me at least 2 times a week......
anyhow.....im alot in hertzeliya.......u know.....
MOTHAFUCKIN arena =)
i lurv this place
wrote down ur cell no. ill use it next time im around and have some free time
anyhow.....im alot in hertzeliya.......u know.....
MOTHAFUCKIN arena =)
i lurv this place
wrote down ur cell no. ill use it next time im around and have some free time
misterjesus:
I get this crap in the UK too.
yes in Hebrew.
because I work for an Isreali company and have an Isreali cell phone.
stupid crap.
yes in Hebrew.
because I work for an Isreali company and have an Isreali cell phone.
stupid crap.
One time I was going through my sister's room looking for her battery charger that she needed me to bring to her and I found a very strange object. Upon realization of what I had picked up I washed my hands half a dozen times in a row. I also once walked into my mom's bathroom looking for Q-tips and saw the fattest dildo of...
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sigma:
How do these people find my journal? Am I that popular? What's the deal?
trevallion:
I accidentally found my stepmom's vibrator once, she said it was named Bob, which stands for battery operated boyfriend. Gross!