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Not sure if the name change is perminent or not yet...having people call me Clit instead of Tease was getting kinda old.

During my time of semi-absense from SG I used up all the stuff on my hard drive that's been lying around for such occasions I think. eeek

I took the test last night and I think I MAY have passed that fucker - just...
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asha:
ah, but i didn't actually START the cyberpunk group...i just recently took over as the original owner was no longer a member!
amitabha:
hehehe,... weird ass posts from a weird guy.
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Not sure if the name change is perminent or not yet...having people call me Clit instead of Tease was getting kinda old.
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So, er, an update:

During my time of semi-absense from SG I used up all the stuff on my hard drive that's been lying around for such
occasions I think.

I took the test last night and I think I MAY have...
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some_crazeh_dood:
Yeah yeah, I MADE you go Rebel though... then you went back Imperial. Sppppppppiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggggg Raaaaaaawwwwwwwlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!
deux:
Bowling For Columbine did tend to wander a lot. But I thought that the theme was rather clear - there are entirely too many guns in this country, and it's too easy for those guns to fall into children's hands. Moore touched on other things, as well, that I felt were closely tied to the main theme. For example, the constant bombardment of fear the U.S. media pukes up for us to consume every day. I felt he tied that in nicely to gun violence in this country. And he showed just how stupid the argument that hard rock, violent video games, and violent movies are not the cause of gun violence amongst the nation's youth. No other country in the world has a problem with gun violence like ours does, and to some extent, Moore showed us why.

Yes, it was very heavy-handed, and extremely left-ist. But having done my own reasearch after watching it (which is easy to do considering I own a bookstore), I could find no fault with Moore's facts as he presented them. However, I should mention that I am biased towards Moore's opinions, and he scores mad bonus points from me for his scathing indictments of the Dubya administraion.

His books, Stupid White Men and Dude, Where's My Country? are a bit more coherent and to the point. And he raises some very good points not only about Bush and the Republican party, but about how impotent the Democratic party is and has been for years. I read both in a day, and was left confused, angry and wanting to read more. The man has a way with words.

Of course, this is all just my opinion.
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Wow, so everyone really liked my old God the Stoner skit.

In that case, here is my incomplete Super Mario Brothers stand up skit.:

"SMB is all about drugs. Any of you out there who blame your parents, your lives, your boy or girlfriends, society or anything else for having decided to trip, stop right now. Let me tell you once and for all: Mario...
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peggy:
Pigs seem to be a popular animal of choice. oink
peggy:
Ahhhh.....you are wise beyond your years. biggrin
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blush Alhim and Smuffy's testimonials were both serious and touching. I feel so unworthy. blush

Thank you both deeply.

Okay, my time for SG is still minimal, so here is something that was just laying around on my hard drive:

///Interview with the Big Guy Upstairs///

Interviewer: So, your God?

God: Yes, I am.

I: What's that like?

G: Well it changes from day to day, with...
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smuffy:
I will be sleeping for 4. Damn. blackeyed
alhim:
biggrin Dude, fuck Plato. He wont be VIPing it up with God. Oh and you spelled Metitron - Meditron. (I have no right to be a spellin gnatzi)(and yes I did the misplaced g on purpose) Nice Douglas Adam / mormonism reference.
Oh, and hurry the fuck up and GET LAID! I want to go to this journal, and read 'Hi everyone. Today... I GOT LAAAAID. later bitches.'
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1. is tomatoes considered a friut or a
vegetable?

Humans consider a tomatoe a fruit.
Dolphins consider it a vegetable. I'd go with the Dolphins.

2. What do you do to keep that fine body of yours in such great shape?

30 minutes of Yoga and a mile walk every day. 3 repitions of 75 push ups, 125 sit-ups and 100 jumping jacks every other...
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alhim:
A testimonial for what? I dont understand.
alhim:
Ohhh, you know what. I didnt even know what testimonials were for, I never click on that button. I thought testimonials were something that you give about the website and submit them. I didnt know you actually give testimonials about specific people. I really must be a bit slow about this suicidegirl stuff.
Yes, I would have given you a testimonial quite some time ago if I knew that.
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Questions are still being accepted, I just felt that this was a good time to post a poem:

We often forget that what we are doing now is what we always used to refer to as the time of the end of daysThis is the information age, and we are the children of technology.

I cradle her in my arms: Immortality,
Silence surrounds us, enchanting...
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alhim:
Q: Who are you...reeeally?
alhim:
Q: Are you happy?
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Owing to the fact that I won't be around here much for the next week or so I'm gonna pull a Krash and ask for questions.

Dunno if anyone really cares to ask me questions, but what the hell? If MisterJesus can make a thread out of it I sure as hell can do it as an entry.

NOTE: As many questions as you want,...
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smuffy:
Mwahahaha we are on the boards.wink
smuffy:
All the Smurfs are smurfin' on the boards!!!smile
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So I'm off to my last party for a week tonight...the passover festivities are winding down.

Got a shitload to take care of for the next week so I won't be around here as much.

Mood: anxious
Music: Hooverphonic
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becca_____:
Winona Ryder???
brodylover:
hey just looking at your film list
are you a kevin smith fan by any chance??
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One of my many current threads

Personally I thought this was funny as hell.

But then I am a bibilical scholar.

Yeah, just another thing about me you all didn't know....I know the whole Jewish and Christian religons, in general, like the back of my freakin' hand.

That is to say: both the religons customs and values, their histories, and their major books. And I...
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becca_____:
I like my women like I like my alcoholic beverages -- Tall, cool, and with a paper umbrella stuck in them.
velvetone_fusion:
If you want your declaration, you're gonna have to fight for it! And guess which one of us can delcare war in the shortest amount of time! biggrin MWA HA HA!
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This journal entry is meant as evidence that virginity does not necessarily equate naivety, innocence, or cluelessness with regard to the opposite sex. Please do not read it if you are feint of heart.

I have a tendency to end up with bisexual or even lesbian girls in the sack. Perhaps that is why, so far, this method has allowed me to connect with a...
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smuffy:
You might be right doctor.biggrin
tigress:
can you teleport to california??????????? love
pleeze?! just reading this has made me like you even more...
I should be on Aim today. Not sure at what time...work and all.
Thanks for dedicating a journal to me! I loves ya!!!! kiss

I love the pic too. You sexy man you! love