I don't know what to say...
Called up my popuratzi friend Toby (www.tobycohen.com) last night and asked him if he wanted to go out for a few beers.
Called up my sister and my friend Nivi to ask if they wanted to come with us.
We picked up Sara and a friend of hers who needs to learn how to chill out and went to...
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Called up my popuratzi friend Toby (www.tobycohen.com) last night and asked him if he wanted to go out for a few beers.
Called up my sister and my friend Nivi to ask if they wanted to come with us.
We picked up Sara and a friend of hers who needs to learn how to chill out and went to...
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Virus: a parasitical being.
Religon: See virus.
Antivirus: An Algorithm that elliminats and inocculates against viruses.
(I think this means that religons that don't grow outside of family are Antiviri!!!)
I've writen 25 pages...this fucking book is writing it's-self...it's consuming most of my thought processes.
In other news: I'm so fucking sick of school.
Right now I just want to go to LA for a...
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Religon: See virus.
Antivirus: An Algorithm that elliminats and inocculates against viruses.
(I think this means that religons that don't grow outside of family are Antiviri!!!)
I've writen 25 pages...this fucking book is writing it's-self...it's consuming most of my thought processes.
In other news: I'm so fucking sick of school.
Right now I just want to go to LA for a...
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some_crazeh_dood:
when the book writes itself, i hear that's a great sign of an amazing "thing" to come. keep it up!!!
alhim:
Im still here. Good luck with your book.
Hey all,
My internet is back down again until wenesday...suprisingly I can log into a porn site from school. Yay!
I've almost finished the work on the definitions for my book, I just have to make sure that they are all philosophically consistant now.
I also already wrote like an 8 page forward.
I've decided that it's about time to start character and plot scetching...
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My internet is back down again until wenesday...suprisingly I can log into a porn site from school. Yay!
I've almost finished the work on the definitions for my book, I just have to make sure that they are all philosophically consistant now.
I also already wrote like an 8 page forward.
I've decided that it's about time to start character and plot scetching...
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tigress:
I'd go crazy without the net. i mean, it's like my tv 
once in a while I'll avoid though.
any ways....this book...That is freaking awesome!!! I hope it all comes along nicely.
once in a while I'll avoid though.
any ways....this book...That is freaking awesome!!!
I hope it all comes along nicely.
mnislahi:
signed?!
ok u rule.
ok u rule.
Man did I just go through an emotional two days.
I hate it when I'm forced into being human.
But I also was stuck in a situation where I HAD to speak Hebrew - and finally I did.
Go me!
Okay, enough flirting (goddamn I've had enough flirting for one weekend) with it. Here's the story:
I show up at my sister's place for my...
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I hate it when I'm forced into being human.
But I also was stuck in a situation where I HAD to speak Hebrew - and finally I did.
Go me!
Okay, enough flirting (goddamn I've had enough flirting for one weekend) with it. Here's the story:
I show up at my sister's place for my...
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mnislahi:
wow.. that was some party.. i dont know what to tell u.. omg finally someone did it!!
about the tats...hmm.. u are soemthing else4.. tehy sound cool.. go for it!
and yes, u cant rape the willing...u got me there!
about the tats...hmm.. u are soemthing else4.. tehy sound cool.. go for it!
and yes, u cant rape the willing...u got me there!
peggy:
Sounds like quite a night! I would recommend waiting before you get that tattoo, think about it for awhile.
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alhim:
so, anyway, how you been lately, man?
alhim:
(I like your defenition of Adult)
I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Orgasm Donor: The Lost days
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So, the story of how I came to be temporarily inactive is as follows:
My Dad pays my living expenses for college as long as I make above 76 each semester. So I do.
He sends a check to my mom. The checks are often late. Sometimes my mom places money into my account late.
The...
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Orgasm Donor: The Lost days
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So, the story of how I came to be temporarily inactive is as follows:
My Dad pays my living expenses for college as long as I make above 76 each semester. So I do.
He sends a check to my mom. The checks are often late. Sometimes my mom places money into my account late.
The...
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hopesfall:
on my ocupation on my profile it says orgasm donor, i should have made that more clean when i first posted, sorry
hopesfall:
dude when i get enough money i am going to get a killer star wars tattoo on the back of my left leg, it is going to be what is on the cover of the empire strikes back special edition movie box it is gonna be the shit
Mood: annoyed
Music: Fiona Apple - When the Pawn
I'm a being who exists in between too many worlds:
My extended family thinks I'm too Jewish, my immediate family thinks I'm not Jewish enough.
My religous friends think I'm too secular, my secular friends think I'm too religous.
My friends at college think I'm a young punk who does too much partying, my friends outside...
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Music: Fiona Apple - When the Pawn
I'm a being who exists in between too many worlds:
My extended family thinks I'm too Jewish, my immediate family thinks I'm not Jewish enough.
My religous friends think I'm too secular, my secular friends think I'm too religous.
My friends at college think I'm a young punk who does too much partying, my friends outside...
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daddyx:
Even with all the effort I was rejected. I will persevere however.
smuffy:
Holy shit. Welcome back. Where were you??? You missed so much!!!
Ok so the counter was a good idea until I realized that I'm not the porno version of Santa Clause who can fly around the world in one night giving every naughty girl out there her own special 'present'.
Alas that it isn't so.
On the other hand, in 12 hours I got three fine ass women asking me to pleasure them so that was...
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Alas that it isn't so.
On the other hand, in 12 hours I got three fine ass women asking me to pleasure them so that was...
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tigress:
cool profile pic.
and your a hot ass motherfucker...of course three of us want to be all over you
I couldn't resist...i put up the tiger pic in my journal.
and your a hot ass motherfucker...of course three of us want to be all over you
I couldn't resist...i put up the tiger pic in my journal.
mnislahi:
oooooooooooooooooh? 
(Thanks to Alhim):
Since 04/20/04:
number of orgasms requested: 4
number of orgasms donated: 0
Requests invited.
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The story of how I got backwards drunk once:
So this roomate of ours moved out and left all of his shitty liquer.
We didn't know what to do with it. Some said to toss it, some said to drink it. No one really wanted to drink...
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Since 04/20/04:
number of orgasms requested: 4
number of orgasms donated: 0
Requests invited.
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The story of how I got backwards drunk once:
So this roomate of ours moved out and left all of his shitty liquer.
We didn't know what to do with it. Some said to toss it, some said to drink it. No one really wanted to drink...
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smuffy:
*requests an orgasm*
P.S. I updated. There is plenty to read. If you are willing that is.
P.S. I updated. There is plenty to read. If you are willing that is.
peggy:
Ok....well I guess I won't put my request in then.
At the Beach
Once a year, around this time, I remember why I live in this country
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trevallion:
Teh car bombings?
some_crazeh_dood:
Sigh... beach, where? Not near me. 
Closest one is 4 hours away.
Closest one is 4 hours away.
2. No, for all the reasons above.
3. Yes, most often when around other people. The worst kind of alone.
4. Yes, many times. it keeps me hoping that it will happen again.
5. Yes, my best friend, twice now. two different friends, one was driven away after I forgave him for sleeping with my SO, I could forgive him but she couldn't, the other left because she says she was tired of waiting for me, but I never knew she was...
6. No but I have seen works of art that made me cry, one was a portrait of me and I shudder at the pain that she captured. I hate that people see that in me.
7. Yes, see above, I loved them both in different ways.
8. Have I ever not?
9. No but OMG just the thought has me close to a panic attack.