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Thursday Mar 24, 2005

Mar 24, 2005
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I have an appointment this morning to speak with a high ranker in the Israeli equivalent of the security section of the pentagon.

Yesterday out of the 400 guys in a hanger I was one of 7 who didn't get chozen for combat.

When I went in to speak with the placement officer I happened to mention my computer skillz and he jumped all over it:

"Can you do internet?"

"Yes, HTML, xml, PERL, Javascript, Java,...uh..."

"asp?"

"A little, I need to learn it better."

"Are you interested in Hasbara work on server side?"

"!!! That is EXACTLY what I would want to do in the army!!!"

"Ok, I need to make a call to central intellgience and I'll call you back in here in a second...the only problem I see with you is your Hebrew but there are ways around that."

"...uh...Thank you, sir"

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The thing that you have to understand here is that NO ONE EVER gets the job that they want in the army...but apparently I might.

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