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Carmel says: "I think I have a pretty good vocabulary hiding somewhere deep inside of me"

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PORCELAINHEART's profile has THE BEST LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN in it:

"FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, (select,) start."

I do not think that I have ever been this impressed before.

Ever.

(For anyone too young or who just wasn't all there 'in the beginning': That is the 'contra 50 man code (for two players)' aka the 'Kanami code' and it's a sequence that should be burned into the back of any self-respecting Cyberpunk's brain)

I had at one point considered this idea for 'favorite sexual position' myself but I rejected it as being too nerdy. Perhaps I shouldn't have.


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So: Ravens follow me around.

In Hertzyla (the beach town I live in) we have lots of ravens - and when I walk around outside they follow me.

All the time. I'm not kidding.

For blocks - sometimes even miles.

And I really didn't notice it much until recently, when the fuckers started SCREAMING at me.

I go outside and those damn ravens start screaming like mad. For all I know they are squaking in birdie talk 'NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE, BLOODY NEVERMORE YOU DEAF SHITHEAD'

It's fucking surreal; but then, I'm used to that.