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I laughed at this for about a minute solid. I'm SO going to hell.
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Thought of the Day: JENOVAH. Not Sephiroth. Jenovah. Just think about that concept for a while. If you don't know what I'm talking about then that's fine, LILITH. Not Satan. Lilith. Think about that for a while, it's about the same shit.

Alright everyone, and here's another one if you don't even know who Lilith is:

What if Aliens came down, landed, came out and were HUMAN. EXACTLY HUMAN. English speaking and everything!!! And then what if they proceeded to tell us that the rent for Earth is due and we owe the intergalactic bank 1,000 tons of Plutonium or they would forclose? How wierd would that be?

"You can't 'forclose', there's billions of us!"

"Do you have a baseball field?"

"Sure, we have tons of baseball fields!!!"

"No good, only one baseball field per planet. It's a rule that...I've just made up. And I'm backing it up with my imperial star destroyer, lent to me by the intergalactic rifle association."

Honestly though folks, how well prepared would you say this planet is against an alien invasion? Face it, we're fucking toast, we don't even have the good sense to NOT use radio waves to broadcast our presence out on. I can't possible imagine a stupider intelligent form of life then human beings.
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Question: Do you ever have a really long sex dream about some one and the next day when you see them you think they give you a funny look, or act strange, and just want to ask them but don't because it's totally inappropriate?

That happens to me like 3 times a year.