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Tuesday May 18, 2004

May 18, 2004
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Hey fuckers,

Okay my pictures section has a lot of new shit. CHECK IT OUT!!!!

Now Guess what???? - You lucky, LUCKY people!!!

You get a SNEAK PREVIEW, (yes you do, you cool ass people!) into my book!!!!

YAY!!!!

Ok, so here is the first page:
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Unfortunately for everyone involved, human or otherwise, the Al Qaeda network was alive and well and it was not above using anything silicon or otherwise to accomplish its goals at this point.

Three deactivated and captured Reploids lay deactivated in the middle of the hanger. Around each of the 4 doors of the hangers Replicants with (5th element gun) stood at the ready. The three men who constituted the triumvirate of the network whose soul goal at this point was the survival of Islam slowly approached.

Mamed, are you ready with those contraptions of yours? asked Achmed to his Sorcerer technician.

Your holiness I am most ready whenever you are. Came the sublime and out of place respectfully humble answer.

R66-Y, Vi1e, and (Robot mentioned in south central short story here) crouched in deactivated positions looking like Titans even in deactivation before the Holy Islamic leaders.

Achmed, you had better be bloody sure that your Sorcerer know what they are doing, or we will soon be around some 70 young girls you and I. Muhammad said.

Osama, tell him that my Sorcerer are the best and that he need not fear meeting Allah just yet to account for the 70 young virgin girls he has already taken upon the earth said Achmed and at this the three laughed brotherly laughs.

Mamed, activiate them Achmed said after the laughs faded.

3 Robotic voices simultaneously: I think therefore I am. Therefore the Will of Allah is Supreme. Therefore we must fight the holy Jihad against the infidels until the rivers run with the blood of the non-believers. Blessed by Allah, source of all that is good forever

And then the Robots just stood. And blinked.

And blinked.

AH, your holinesses, Im afraid that if you want the Robots to do something you will have to tell them so in the formulaic way Allah says and after you say that tell them what you want them to do. Came Mahmeds answer after a moment of silence.

Muhammad, not to be outdone in any context immediately became aware of his precarious but possibly profitable position in this moment.

Allah says to kill everyone in this room but me and to protect me at all costs before Muhammad even realized that he had finished speaking the Reploids were blasting and slaughtering every Homo Sapien and Replicant in the room. It was a bloody nightmare that lasted about 25 seconds. One Reploid crouched above Muhammad and blasted the humans near him while the other two took out the 8 Replicants. All in 25 seconds.

Muhammad, suddenly aware of his greatness and power, laughed.
Well done. Now get into the helicopter and keep quite.

The Reploid just blinked and starred.

NOW!!! I said now!!!! said Muhammad in sudden insecure outrage.

You didnt say Allah says volunteered a near catatonic sounding R66-y.

Muhammad sighed. Allah says get into the helicopter and keep quite.

And they did.
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An article about a biological 'anti-virus' created to fight AIDS. Lines up with my philosophy 100%
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
mnislahi:
Oh shit i cant wait for it to be done!
*goes to check the pictures out*
May 18, 2004
tigress:
I was gonna say what storm said about your profile pic! shocked I thought it was a trick my mind played on me tongue

wow! this is a great start!! I feel so lucky to have a sneak peak!! biggrin your so fucking cool kiss
May 19, 2004

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