Pictures of me naked in mud taken by a professional.
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Schooling, part 2 of 3:
Grade 9-12: I have a series of girlfriends and break several hearts. In grade 9 I have only one girlfriend and I dont even kiss her. Her attachment to me and the frustration I cause her leads to a conflict that does not end until I go to Israel years later. I also meet my best friend (now married with children) who ends up being my first love who breaks my heart later slowly.
I declare after watching Star Trek: First Contact that I will one day write a book called Collectivity. No one takes this seriously at the time. No one. This pisses me off. Still.
My high school and another high school in Memphis are very full of Jewish kids. Mine also was full of African American kids (where I learned my appreciation for dark skinned women) whereas the other school was full of rich wasps. Memphis is 60% African American.
I join BBYO and no one knows who I am. I befriend the most popular guy in the school, in the Jewish community, and in the City. And by befriend I mean I become his only friend in Memphis. The guy has like thousands of acquaintances and one real friend. (The Jews run Memphis, for the record.) I wont go into why he was so popular, suffice it to say the guy was dripping with talent. Hes now a school teacher
.
By the end of 9th grade year no one doesnt know who I am in the Jewish community of Memphis. I start getting power hungry when I realize how efficiently I can manipulate this community.
My popularity at the synagogue begins reaching the point where it threatens the Rabbi and we have several public and loud arguments which everyone else refrains from commenting on publicly. We eventually reach a stalemate and Im given control over the Childrens services administration and leadership.
Im elected one of the mascot boys for one of the girls BBYO chapters. My popularity in the BBYO increases to the point where other chapters begin trying to recruit me. I also have to begin choosing among girl suitors. This, more than anything, probably fuct up how I deal with women now. I still expect them to approach me and that just doesnt happen anymore.
I am elected honorary male member or Beau of the girls chapter and I get myself elected Vice-president of my chapter (president is just a figure head, vice has all the power). My first girlfriend gets active in BBYO and starts forging a counter-political force to my own which she eventually plans on using to throw me out of power before I take presidentship. My informants tell me this. My refusal to go to bed with any of the girls in my ex-girlfriend chapter probably hasnt helped the situation.
I start reading books and quit watching television. I start to notice that there is something wrong and begin strongly advocating political reform the US to everyone I can get to listen. Hardly anyone does. Everyone treats me like Im above their level, and by everyone I mean all the adults at the synagogue.
In the beginning of grade 11 a strategically important election is lost by me because I stay loyal to my current girlfriend while my spiteful ex-girlfriend does enough favors and plays with enough minds to win the election. I decide that if Im going down Im taking both chapters with meand I succeed at killing them, they just dont actually finally die until right before and after I leave for Israel, respectively. I start discussing the issue of education reform with my high school teachers who seem to only be awake when Im talking to them about it before and after school.
By this time Im so popular in high school that I can speak to anyone except faculty members whenever I want. In a place as cliquey as Memphis, Tennessee this is much more a feat than it sounds.
In 11th grade I create my own club that takes all the brainpower out of my chapter and I sit with them at my house every Saturday night and debate philosophy and politics. This is the death blow to my chapter, I take out everyone I put in, and then some. My chapter is taken over by the people who usually have to be kept in check to prevent utter chaos and it begins to slowly unravel. I start reading political philosophy.
Im given jurisdiction over the activities of all the student-teachers in the synagogue and my own office. Im fucking 17 years old with my own administration tasks, workers and faculties. The Rabbi avoids eye-contact with me from here on out.
My ex girlfriend and I reach a sort of stale-mate in 12 grade. Im killing the chapters but for the time she still controls them. Popular sentimentsbegins falling in my direction a moment too late for Ive already left BBYO. I turn my attention to my future and college. The extreme arrogance of my refusal to everyones pleas to come back to BBYO and clean up her mess (adults and administrators included) leave everyone hating me but I can care less at this point.
In senior year I started dressing preppy during the school week and goth on weekends. Id sit during lunch and discuss Emily Dickenson or Jane Austen with some preppy bitch and on the weekends Id take my goth girlfriend with me to raves where we would dance t Nine Inch Nailz remixes and make out. Eventually both our parents ended this before either of us started rolling. I miss her putting blue makeup on me to this day. We both got revenge on our parents a year later when I first came back from living in Israel, however.
I get into all 5 colleges I applied to, including: UIUC, Georgia Tech, Purdue, and IDC Hertzlya, Israel. IDC calls me up and offers me a free education when Im already filling out living arrangement information with GTA. I analyze the situation and realize that my IDC education will be about $100,000 cheaper than the other choice.
I move to Israel and swear off politics. I happen to now be attending the most political college in Israel. Ill elaborate on this next.
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Schooling, part 2 of 3:
Grade 9-12: I have a series of girlfriends and break several hearts. In grade 9 I have only one girlfriend and I dont even kiss her. Her attachment to me and the frustration I cause her leads to a conflict that does not end until I go to Israel years later. I also meet my best friend (now married with children) who ends up being my first love who breaks my heart later slowly.
I declare after watching Star Trek: First Contact that I will one day write a book called Collectivity. No one takes this seriously at the time. No one. This pisses me off. Still.
My high school and another high school in Memphis are very full of Jewish kids. Mine also was full of African American kids (where I learned my appreciation for dark skinned women) whereas the other school was full of rich wasps. Memphis is 60% African American.
I join BBYO and no one knows who I am. I befriend the most popular guy in the school, in the Jewish community, and in the City. And by befriend I mean I become his only friend in Memphis. The guy has like thousands of acquaintances and one real friend. (The Jews run Memphis, for the record.) I wont go into why he was so popular, suffice it to say the guy was dripping with talent. Hes now a school teacher
.
By the end of 9th grade year no one doesnt know who I am in the Jewish community of Memphis. I start getting power hungry when I realize how efficiently I can manipulate this community.
My popularity at the synagogue begins reaching the point where it threatens the Rabbi and we have several public and loud arguments which everyone else refrains from commenting on publicly. We eventually reach a stalemate and Im given control over the Childrens services administration and leadership.
Im elected one of the mascot boys for one of the girls BBYO chapters. My popularity in the BBYO increases to the point where other chapters begin trying to recruit me. I also have to begin choosing among girl suitors. This, more than anything, probably fuct up how I deal with women now. I still expect them to approach me and that just doesnt happen anymore.
I am elected honorary male member or Beau of the girls chapter and I get myself elected Vice-president of my chapter (president is just a figure head, vice has all the power). My first girlfriend gets active in BBYO and starts forging a counter-political force to my own which she eventually plans on using to throw me out of power before I take presidentship. My informants tell me this. My refusal to go to bed with any of the girls in my ex-girlfriend chapter probably hasnt helped the situation.
I start reading books and quit watching television. I start to notice that there is something wrong and begin strongly advocating political reform the US to everyone I can get to listen. Hardly anyone does. Everyone treats me like Im above their level, and by everyone I mean all the adults at the synagogue.
In the beginning of grade 11 a strategically important election is lost by me because I stay loyal to my current girlfriend while my spiteful ex-girlfriend does enough favors and plays with enough minds to win the election. I decide that if Im going down Im taking both chapters with meand I succeed at killing them, they just dont actually finally die until right before and after I leave for Israel, respectively. I start discussing the issue of education reform with my high school teachers who seem to only be awake when Im talking to them about it before and after school.
By this time Im so popular in high school that I can speak to anyone except faculty members whenever I want. In a place as cliquey as Memphis, Tennessee this is much more a feat than it sounds.
In 11th grade I create my own club that takes all the brainpower out of my chapter and I sit with them at my house every Saturday night and debate philosophy and politics. This is the death blow to my chapter, I take out everyone I put in, and then some. My chapter is taken over by the people who usually have to be kept in check to prevent utter chaos and it begins to slowly unravel. I start reading political philosophy.
Im given jurisdiction over the activities of all the student-teachers in the synagogue and my own office. Im fucking 17 years old with my own administration tasks, workers and faculties. The Rabbi avoids eye-contact with me from here on out.
My ex girlfriend and I reach a sort of stale-mate in 12 grade. Im killing the chapters but for the time she still controls them. Popular sentimentsbegins falling in my direction a moment too late for Ive already left BBYO. I turn my attention to my future and college. The extreme arrogance of my refusal to everyones pleas to come back to BBYO and clean up her mess (adults and administrators included) leave everyone hating me but I can care less at this point.
In senior year I started dressing preppy during the school week and goth on weekends. Id sit during lunch and discuss Emily Dickenson or Jane Austen with some preppy bitch and on the weekends Id take my goth girlfriend with me to raves where we would dance t Nine Inch Nailz remixes and make out. Eventually both our parents ended this before either of us started rolling. I miss her putting blue makeup on me to this day. We both got revenge on our parents a year later when I first came back from living in Israel, however.
I get into all 5 colleges I applied to, including: UIUC, Georgia Tech, Purdue, and IDC Hertzlya, Israel. IDC calls me up and offers me a free education when Im already filling out living arrangement information with GTA. I analyze the situation and realize that my IDC education will be about $100,000 cheaper than the other choice.
I move to Israel and swear off politics. I happen to now be attending the most political college in Israel. Ill elaborate on this next.
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