sigma

Mood: annoyed
Music: Fiona Apple - When the Pawn

I'm a being who exists in between too many worlds:
My extended family thinks I'm too Jewish, my immediate family thinks I'm not Jewish enough.
My religous friends think I'm too secular, my secular friends think I'm too religous.
My friends at college think I'm a young punk who does too much partying, my friends outside of college think I'm an old nerd who goes to bed too early.
Nerds don't like me cuase I CAN speak to women and they think I don't know enough about Manga/programming/Dilbert/online gaming/physics/sci-fi.
Cool people think I don't get out enough and know too much about: Manga/programming/Dilbert/online gaming/physics/sci-fi
Online people think I'm funny, offline they think I'm too quiet.
Israelies think I'm American and Americans think I'm Israeli.
Music enthusiasts think that I know too little about music, people who just listen to the radio think I know way too much about underground music.
Tetris players think I suck at Tetris, non-Tetris players think I like Tetris too much.
Europeans think I can't drink, Americans think I'm an alcoholic.
Philosophy students think I don't know shit about Philosophy, everyone else thinks I talk about Philosophy all the time...

The list goes on and on but I don't want to bore anyone further.

Suffice it to say that if I weren't a hardcore individualist I'd be insane by now.