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Friday Apr 23, 2004

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(Thanks to Alhim):
Since 04/20/04:

number of orgasms requested: 4
number of orgasms donated: 0

Requests invited.
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The story of how I got backwards drunk once:

So this roomate of ours moved out and left all of his shitty liquer.

We didn't know what to do with it. Some said to toss it, some said to drink it. No one really wanted to drink it. In the end it was given me.

After careful thought on the matter I decided after a week to BATH in it...SO I whipped myself up a half full STEAMING HOT tub and started emptying bottle after bottle of liquer into it.

I got into the nice steamy tub, swished around and simmered for a while...then I went to get out.

I SWEAR that my brain was TOTALLY sobre but I couldn't fucking control my limbs for shit. I started bumping into shit all over the place - it was like my entire body had just been messaged in novacain.

Finally I made it into bed and went to sleep (after much laughing on the part of my flatmates).
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smuffy:
*requests an orgasm*

biggrin

P.S. I updated. There is plenty to read. If you are willing that is.biggrin
Apr 23, 2004
peggy:
Ok....well I guess I won't put my request in then.
Apr 23, 2004

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