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Hey all,

My internet is back down again until wenesday...suprisingly I can log into a porn site from school. Yay! tongue

I've almost finished the work on the definitions for my book, I just have to make sure that they are all philosophically consistant now.

I also already wrote like an 8 page forward.

I've decided that it's about time to start character and plot scetching...
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tigress:
I'd go crazy without the net. i mean, it's like my tv biggrin
once in a while I'll avoid though.

any ways....this book...That is freaking awesome!!! biggrin I hope it all comes along nicely.

mnislahi:
signed?!
ok u rule.
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Man did I just go through an emotional two days.

I hate it when I'm forced into being human.

But I also was stuck in a situation where I HAD to speak Hebrew - and finally I did.

Go me!

Okay, enough flirting (goddamn I've had enough flirting for one weekend) with it. Here's the story:

I show up at my sister's place for my...
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mnislahi:
wow.. that was some party.. i dont know what to tell u.. omg finally someone did it!!
about the tats...hmm.. u are soemthing else4.. tehy sound cool.. go for it! biggrin
and yes, u cant rape the willing...u got me there! blush
peggy:
Sounds like quite a night! I would recommend waiting before you get that tattoo, think about it for awhile.
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alhim:
so, anyway, how you been lately, man?
alhim:
(I like your defenition of Adult)
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I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Orgasm Donor: The Lost days
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So, the story of how I came to be temporarily inactive is as follows:

My Dad pays my living expenses for college as long as I make above 76 each semester. So I do.

He sends a check to my mom. The checks are often late. Sometimes my mom places money into my account late.

The...
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hopesfall:
on my ocupation on my profile it says orgasm donor, i should have made that more clean when i first posted, sorry
hopesfall:
dude when i get enough money i am going to get a killer star wars tattoo on the back of my left leg, it is going to be what is on the cover of the empire strikes back special edition movie box it is gonna be the shit
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Mood: annoyed
Music: Fiona Apple - When the Pawn

I'm a being who exists in between too many worlds:
My extended family thinks I'm too Jewish, my immediate family thinks I'm not Jewish enough.
My religous friends think I'm too secular, my secular friends think I'm too religous.
My friends at college think I'm a young punk who does too much partying, my friends outside...
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daddyx:
Even with all the effort I was rejected. I will persevere however.
smuffy:
Holy shit. Welcome back. Where were you??? You missed so much!!!

kiss
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Ok so the counter was a good idea until I realized that I'm not the porno version of Santa Clause who can fly around the world in one night giving every naughty girl out there her own special 'present'.

Alas that it isn't so.

On the other hand, in 12 hours I got three fine ass women asking me to pleasure them so that was...
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tigress:
cool profile pic. biggrin
and your a hot ass motherfucker...of course three of us want to be all over you wink biggrin

I couldn't resist...i put up the tiger pic in my journal. biggrin

kiss
mnislahi:
oooooooooooooooooh? shocked
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(Thanks to Alhim):
Since 04/20/04:

number of orgasms requested: 4
number of orgasms donated: 0

Requests invited.
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The story of how I got backwards drunk once:

So this roomate of ours moved out and left all of his shitty liquer.

We didn't know what to do with it. Some said to toss it, some said to drink it. No one really wanted to drink...
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smuffy:
*requests an orgasm*

biggrin

P.S. I updated. There is plenty to read. If you are willing that is.biggrin
peggy:
Ok....well I guess I won't put my request in then.
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biggrin At the Beach biggrin

Once a year, around this time, I remember why I live in this country wink tongue
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trevallion:
Teh car bombings?
some_crazeh_dood:
Sigh... beach, where? Not near me. frown Closest one is 4 hours away. frown
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Not sure if the name change is perminent or not yet...having people call me Clit instead of Tease was getting kinda old.

During my time of semi-absense from SG I used up all the stuff on my hard drive that's been lying around for such occasions I think. eeek

I took the test last night and I think I MAY have passed that fucker - just...
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asha:
ah, but i didn't actually START the cyberpunk group...i just recently took over as the original owner was no longer a member!
amitabha:
hehehe,... weird ass posts from a weird guy.
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Not sure if the name change is perminent or not yet...having people call me Clit instead of Tease was getting kinda old.
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So, er, an update:

During my time of semi-absense from SG I used up all the stuff on my hard drive that's been lying around for such
occasions I think.

I took the test last night and I think I MAY have...
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some_crazeh_dood:
Yeah yeah, I MADE you go Rebel though... then you went back Imperial. Sppppppppiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggggg Raaaaaaawwwwwwwlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!
deux:
Bowling For Columbine did tend to wander a lot. But I thought that the theme was rather clear - there are entirely too many guns in this country, and it's too easy for those guns to fall into children's hands. Moore touched on other things, as well, that I felt were closely tied to the main theme. For example, the constant bombardment of fear the U.S. media pukes up for us to consume every day. I felt he tied that in nicely to gun violence in this country. And he showed just how stupid the argument that hard rock, violent video games, and violent movies are not the cause of gun violence amongst the nation's youth. No other country in the world has a problem with gun violence like ours does, and to some extent, Moore showed us why.

Yes, it was very heavy-handed, and extremely left-ist. But having done my own reasearch after watching it (which is easy to do considering I own a bookstore), I could find no fault with Moore's facts as he presented them. However, I should mention that I am biased towards Moore's opinions, and he scores mad bonus points from me for his scathing indictments of the Dubya administraion.

His books, Stupid White Men and Dude, Where's My Country? are a bit more coherent and to the point. And he raises some very good points not only about Bush and the Republican party, but about how impotent the Democratic party is and has been for years. I read both in a day, and was left confused, angry and wanting to read more. The man has a way with words.

Of course, this is all just my opinion.
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Wow, so everyone really liked my old God the Stoner skit.

In that case, here is my incomplete Super Mario Brothers stand up skit.:

"SMB is all about drugs. Any of you out there who blame your parents, your lives, your boy or girlfriends, society or anything else for having decided to trip, stop right now. Let me tell you once and for all: Mario...
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peggy:
Pigs seem to be a popular animal of choice. oink
peggy:
Ahhhh.....you are wise beyond your years. biggrin
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blush Alhim and Smuffy's testimonials were both serious and touching. I feel so unworthy. blush

Thank you both deeply.

Okay, my time for SG is still minimal, so here is something that was just laying around on my hard drive:

///Interview with the Big Guy Upstairs///

Interviewer: So, your God?

God: Yes, I am.

I: What's that like?

G: Well it changes from day to day, with...
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smuffy:
I will be sleeping for 4. Damn. blackeyed
alhim:
biggrin Dude, fuck Plato. He wont be VIPing it up with God. Oh and you spelled Metitron - Meditron. (I have no right to be a spellin gnatzi)(and yes I did the misplaced g on purpose) Nice Douglas Adam / mormonism reference.
Oh, and hurry the fuck up and GET LAID! I want to go to this journal, and read 'Hi everyone. Today... I GOT LAAAAID. later bitches.'