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I took a shit on a fly today.

I captured him in my bathroom
used a pair of scissors to slice
some of his guts out but the little fucker
still lived.

I felt sorry for him he looked like me.
Ugly and fat.
But he had to die for



disturbing
my
peace.

Dropped him gently into
the crapper.

I pulled the pants down
squatted...
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okay. hello to all those people who dont exist who in my mind are reading this again. here we go again.

I went HERE today: http://www.californiasciencecenter.org/Exhibits/Weingart/BodyWorlds/BodyWorlds.php

amazing disply of real human bodies and organs. i had heard of this thing going on in Europe a few years back and had always wanted to see this freak show, but not until last week did I notice...
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nobody is going to read my stupid shit, so this gives me an opportunity to kill time and let junk out of my brain.

i went to see the final night of the suicide girls burlesque show at the knitting factory in LA. great gig, as usual. i hope those girls know how much we appreciate them getting out on the road and entertaining bums...
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