"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets...
Let the kids read about it and look forward to it, and then right before they're going to get the reality, break the news to them that they've already had the most exciting part, that it's behind them already."
"Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet."
-Andy Warhol
...been reading jenna jameson's autobiography. it's ok. never seen one of her movies but it's interesting to see what the life of a porn star is like. went into a sex shoppe to see some of her titles... kinda funny. asses in the air on the front cover, mouths filled with semen on the back. for some reason my head was filled with neil young's "rockin in the free world" while browsing around.
I'm going to meet Paris Hilton at a book signing next monday. i dont know much about her other than she was in a home made porno. my friend is nuts for her so i am doing this for him. it also doesnt hurt that a fatty like me gets to see a somewhat good looking girl face to face.
i hate going out in public. blech.
Let the kids read about it and look forward to it, and then right before they're going to get the reality, break the news to them that they've already had the most exciting part, that it's behind them already."
"Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet."
-Andy Warhol
...been reading jenna jameson's autobiography. it's ok. never seen one of her movies but it's interesting to see what the life of a porn star is like. went into a sex shoppe to see some of her titles... kinda funny. asses in the air on the front cover, mouths filled with semen on the back. for some reason my head was filled with neil young's "rockin in the free world" while browsing around.
I'm going to meet Paris Hilton at a book signing next monday. i dont know much about her other than she was in a home made porno. my friend is nuts for her so i am doing this for him. it also doesnt hurt that a fatty like me gets to see a somewhat good looking girl face to face.
i hate going out in public. blech.