so bear in mind i'm in a good mood....
the lil viking in my head was, apparently, a little pissed about the shuffleboard thing so, well, he stepped up to the plate and dished out some of the strangest motivational images in some time. Batman's cowl, the bat symbol (circa tim burton) and a sublte chanting of you're no bruce wayne, you're no batman, come on ninja, run. Silly me, I didn't think the lil guy could get into the media room, but i should have known better, that even handed little bastard.
while working out, i focused not just on the above, but also my own deplorable performance. my god 30 is just a round the corner. and i've wasted so much of my time, sitting, lazing, eating and wasting away. it makes me sick in the soul to think of how much time i have pissed away, how much life i have mmissed due to my own shit serving fears, simpleton devotions, misdeeds. the thing that really gets me.... i know better. it's not like i didn't know all this 10 fucking years ago. I did. i remember it. i'll cut myself some slack, it's not like i had a good start, not like i got a a real good head start. but that bullshit only flies so far. not enough to cover all the dull rust spots of neglect around this machine i've been blessed with.
iron will help
brains will help
smiles will help
what is this some half true, impromptu manifesto? no, just me telling you something i already know.
now tell me something i don't know.
er... please?
the lil viking in my head was, apparently, a little pissed about the shuffleboard thing so, well, he stepped up to the plate and dished out some of the strangest motivational images in some time. Batman's cowl, the bat symbol (circa tim burton) and a sublte chanting of you're no bruce wayne, you're no batman, come on ninja, run. Silly me, I didn't think the lil guy could get into the media room, but i should have known better, that even handed little bastard.
while working out, i focused not just on the above, but also my own deplorable performance. my god 30 is just a round the corner. and i've wasted so much of my time, sitting, lazing, eating and wasting away. it makes me sick in the soul to think of how much time i have pissed away, how much life i have mmissed due to my own shit serving fears, simpleton devotions, misdeeds. the thing that really gets me.... i know better. it's not like i didn't know all this 10 fucking years ago. I did. i remember it. i'll cut myself some slack, it's not like i had a good start, not like i got a a real good head start. but that bullshit only flies so far. not enough to cover all the dull rust spots of neglect around this machine i've been blessed with.
iron will help
brains will help
smiles will help
what is this some half true, impromptu manifesto? no, just me telling you something i already know.
now tell me something i don't know.
er... please?

I bet you didn't know that yet.
Did you?
something you don't know? hmmmm ~ bees can sting you after they are dead. many spiders mate & kill, not just black widows. if you leave your lawn alone for 10 years you will grow a mini-deciduous forest. restrictive enzymes are used to cut dna so that you can spool it. i'm not wearing any pants.