Hey guys and girls,
After a little break im back. Upon my return I have discovered that my membership to SGUK has lapsed and I have been removed!!!! Nooooooooooooooooo.

So whats been going in then peeps?

I have spent the past few weeks working my nuts off and partying very hard.

Sent away with work and I had to get out of my pit for 0930! On a Sunday not cool! So hitting the bar for one beer seamed like the thing to do. Yeah right. A bar tab of 15+ JDs later and im running around trying to find my shoes while trying to figure out where I am and what I have done with the motor.
Just to let you know, it was parked securely and I made sure I was safe to drive prior to strapping myself in!

Whilst away with work we went out well you know the rest drink fall over etc. But for some reason unbeknown to me I decided to pull out the old mobile and start dialling every person that I have rubbed up against.

Normally this would have been a bad idea but was made it even worse:

I was hammered
It was 4am.

When I awoke next day I discovered I had a number of texts from disgruntled people prompting me to hide.

Last weekend I went to see Lab 4 down in pompey and played with glowsticks




I took my sisters mate pixie who I knew had epilepsy. Prior to going in I asked her if she was ok with:
Strobes- YES!
Beer- YES
Dancing like a complete nuter for a long period of time- YES!

So in we went.
Within the first hour she had pounded 6 JD and a huge bottle of blue WKD. No I like the odd tipple myself but that was just silly. Thinking she would dance it off we continued to reach for the lasers.

After she started to flag a bit I scooped her up and drove her home. All good, talking lots all happy. She went in slept well. Next day I have a furious sister on the phone telling me Pixi had had a fit. Turns out she had less sleep than I thought which wasn't good. She left the hospital same day and sent home the same day.

Saturday I spent with some old friends who have had their second child. Voliet is lovely, ever so small ever so cute.
I was instructed by new potential other half to go formth and purchase christening gifts.

And all on my own got teddy ensure suitable for young people who like to put things in their gobs) and a card. 45 minuets I was in Me 2 U. 45 minuets staring at cards wondering what the fuck!? Where are all the "gong rats, you have got some old guy to slap water on your kids head" card. Thought it best to ask the girl behind the counter. Very helpful she was too.

Anyone who has met me ( I know that's only a small number of you) will have noticed I have some what of a distinctive voice. This apparently is loved by small children and older women.
Had the small person giggling all day.

No a few posts ago you might recall me and mlady Anita parting ways. Even though I am still a little upset I may have found someone very special. "Tanya" is tatted, can drink me under the table AND makes dosh. Also drives a GTI and has certain bedroom antics which I can whole heartedly say I approve of.

I have know here for over 5 years so there a good baseline.