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Some one ate all my fruit loops. That some one will die horribly.


"That Hoshi must be able to suck a photon torpedo through a garden hose, that's all I can figure" ~ a viewer with an opinion.
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Karma is a bitch... but i'll still fuck her once in awhile.
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Hey Chase or Chance or what ever your fucking name is... guess what i am doing right now...

puddles.


Stick that in your pipe and suck it while your polishing your boots.
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Hey bob, what do you think about a live action GI Joe movie...good idea? will it be good?

No.. because no'ing is half the battle.


Stop raping my childhood so you can make a mediocre profit on an over budget shitty film!!!

If i had known my childhood memories were going to be so totally sodomized.. i would have been a catholic alter boy for...
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cunninglinquist:
I agree, let us have our memories of growing up
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I have visions of me.. and my ever faithfull beagle, on a sail boat, off the coast of florida.. drinking a beer.

I have no visions of how to make the 1st vision happen.
lizardam:
Buddy is drinking a beer, too? LIke out of a bowl? Or is it one of those fantasy-esque visions where he is people-like?
Just curious.
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Evidently "did you used to be a man?" is NOT a harmless question.

ah well, live and learn i guess.
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kerouaclullaby:
lol. perhaps the person being asked this question wasn't amused, but i'm assuming everyone else was.
mydogfarted:
That is awesome.
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You would not believe what a foul mood i am in right now.
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lizardam:
Go look at some boobs.
cunninglinquist:
go for it, the last one I went to was determined to treat me for something different than what I had. They ran tests that when I had to sign the form, I wrote if this does not prove your diagnosis of what I have, I am not obligated to pay for it. When the tests came back inconclusive and they treated me for the wrong thing anyway. I checked myself out AMA, and called my doctor. The bill was almost 6000, I am suing them for almost 100 times that, as the treatment did not address my problem and I could have died.
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3 weeks in the hospital.... out now. The voices are quiet. Their band broke up i think.
cunninglinquist:
at least you have a good humor about it. I am sorry to hear about the hospital stay. My knee is still not right, but much better.
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School i think.. may be the death of me.... unless i get it 1st!

mad
sunnyjane:
hahahahahaha thanks for that comment wink
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Dont suppose anyone could describe the function of churches and basilicas in the Byzantine Empire. Were they buildings of God, church, or state, or a combination of all?
lizardam:
I'm pretty sure church and state were still fucking in the Byzantine Empire. Not that they ever really stopped, but think it was still out in the open.
lizardam:
You can only do your best.