Ok, so i see the new Geico add
And its got fucking Speed Racer in it!!!
Oh the memories... how i had always wanted to be speed racer when i was a widdle boy
Driving that kick ass car, having them dope ass pimp threads, a cute ass girl named trixie, and my own monkey!!
But seeing the show again as a big kid got me thinking, and i noticed how unfortunate poor Speed really was. Allow me to explain.
1st~ His dad builds him the Mach 5, the fastest car ever built with all kinds of neeto shit in it like saw blades, a flying robot, ect ect... and then forbids him to ever fucking race!!!
2nd~ His dad named him Speed Racer!!! what the fuck is that?! No wonders speed could kick ass in a fight, everyone prolly picked on him growing up.. and his old brother Rex(who was secretly the masked racer x).. who had a cool name, was prolly never around to defend the poor kid. And then, again, doesnt let the guy race!
3rd~ Speed Racer has this cute ass girl named Trixie following him around and driving with him, and i never once saw her put out, not even got to pull tongue with the girl.. was a friggin tease. They tortured this kid from birth i tell you.
4th~ He didnt even get to have his pet monkey to himself, he always had that tag along little shit head kid with him .. his younger brother named Spridle. Yea, like the guy is ever gunna score or have fun with this little shit cling on. I also think the kid was a meth head and a pill addict.. just watch the cartoon.
5th~ Bad guys were always trying to either kill Speed or steal his fat ride!! How are you supposed to be a normal guy when people like Cruncher Block are to kill you or Snake Oiler is always trying to run you off the road?!
poor kid speed.. and i wanted to be like him
and i was similarly oppressed and tortured as a child
its no wonders the both of us drive around with a little boy and a monkey in the trunks of our cars
And its got fucking Speed Racer in it!!!
Oh the memories... how i had always wanted to be speed racer when i was a widdle boy
Driving that kick ass car, having them dope ass pimp threads, a cute ass girl named trixie, and my own monkey!!
But seeing the show again as a big kid got me thinking, and i noticed how unfortunate poor Speed really was. Allow me to explain.
1st~ His dad builds him the Mach 5, the fastest car ever built with all kinds of neeto shit in it like saw blades, a flying robot, ect ect... and then forbids him to ever fucking race!!!
2nd~ His dad named him Speed Racer!!! what the fuck is that?! No wonders speed could kick ass in a fight, everyone prolly picked on him growing up.. and his old brother Rex(who was secretly the masked racer x).. who had a cool name, was prolly never around to defend the poor kid. And then, again, doesnt let the guy race!
3rd~ Speed Racer has this cute ass girl named Trixie following him around and driving with him, and i never once saw her put out, not even got to pull tongue with the girl.. was a friggin tease. They tortured this kid from birth i tell you.
4th~ He didnt even get to have his pet monkey to himself, he always had that tag along little shit head kid with him .. his younger brother named Spridle. Yea, like the guy is ever gunna score or have fun with this little shit cling on. I also think the kid was a meth head and a pill addict.. just watch the cartoon.
5th~ Bad guys were always trying to either kill Speed or steal his fat ride!! How are you supposed to be a normal guy when people like Cruncher Block are to kill you or Snake Oiler is always trying to run you off the road?!
poor kid speed.. and i wanted to be like him
and i was similarly oppressed and tortured as a child
its no wonders the both of us drive around with a little boy and a monkey in the trunks of our cars
limegreen:
This entire post brightened my day. 