sickfuckiam

So... in my throws of agony and vomitting up stuff thats been in my colon already (its not as bad as it sounds) i happen to notice the funniest thing (well to me at the time)

I'm watching Wargames a movie from the 80s with matthew broderick about nuclear war and computers. Bottom line it for ya... the movie starts with 2 air force officers who's job it is to guard and launch nuclear missiles in the advent of a nuclear attack by the russians. They were the backbone of our deterrence to stopping the russians from starting WWIII.

What are said air force officers talking about as they start their shift?

Yea... weed.
Well, if your gunna blow up.. might as well toke up as well. Here's to a nuclear winters worth of snowboarding with friends by the glow of a major urban center.

K.. im off to the ER

As the bent over skinny man said from his sled Morphine for all.. and for all a good night.

If this had actually been a real emergency of the emergency broacast system, we'd have all been in a bomb shelter and not doing our jobs... we know resume your previous broadcast already in progress... meep meep.. meep meep.