sickfuckiam

Ok, fruit loop alarm just went off.

Ever talk to some one online having gotten aquainted thru a web site or some such? deviant art for example.

Ever seem like you get along with that person and they seem to enjoy talking to you and what not.. they text and call you 80% of the time... and then they stop...

Ever text them to see how they are.. and they turn into a major cunt like you had just anally raped her mother with some sort wood carving tool and were pretending she didnt know it was you?

Ever ask what the problem was and they act like you were hitting on them constantly and acting like a possessive internet stalker freak when the truth is you didnt find them at all attractive but that doesnt mean you couldnt still be buds with the person?

Well... me neither. but to be on the safe side.. dont talk to frumpy plain looking 20 year olds named jessica mae.

Also dont piss on spark plugs or electical fences, tease bears, kick lions in the balls, pull a gators tail, or eat my sisters cooking.

...and another thing... where the hell is bill hicks when you need him?