Oh my god, what a horribly frightening fucking dream!
Ever wake up in the dark, terrified.. cold and sweating due to a dream? I have... just now. Woke up screaming and the likes, actually it was my faithfull and cold nosed beagle that woke me up and saved me from an amost certain Dreamscape (movie) like death.
I dont know if i should share the details of this dream, they are almost too scarey and frightening for me to even recount to make this blog.. but i'll try and be strong.
in short:
ALL the green gummy bears i didnt eat and threw away over the course of my life, came to life like zombies and came back for revenge!! Not just the ones i didnt eat, but the ones everything didnt eat.
you need to know something about gummy bears:
When a gummy bear is born, like all gummy bears, he is inspected.. if he'd been small or puny.. sickly or mishapen, he'd be discarded.
from the time he could stand, he was baptised in the fire of being eaten. Taught never retreat, never surrender, taught that death by being eaten by a human in service of gummy bear land was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.
So for a gummy bear to go forth into the world only to not be consumed like his other coloured bretheren is the most dreaded fate imaginable for a gummy bear. They can not go home, they can not go on to a normal life, for gummy bears can not concieve of a life other then what they were taught, there is only to be eaten, or die trying.
To be denied this fate fills the gummy bear with a rage unknown of to we mere humans. Hell hath no fury like a green gummy bear scorned. There is but one path open to the green gummy bear that is not eaten. REVENGE!
Arise they did, from the trash can in my room, the trashbags on the curb, the landfills that make up new jersey, from the watery depths from which many have been dumped over the years. Arise with one thought in their gummy mind.. destroy Bob.
*shudder*
my tale has become overly long for a blog so i'll just say i awoke well b4 they got me. My house maybe be zombie proof, but not gummy bear proof. I have to go to Home Depot in the morning.
on a side note, i think i'll turn this dream into short story or film.
Ever wake up in the dark, terrified.. cold and sweating due to a dream? I have... just now. Woke up screaming and the likes, actually it was my faithfull and cold nosed beagle that woke me up and saved me from an amost certain Dreamscape (movie) like death.
I dont know if i should share the details of this dream, they are almost too scarey and frightening for me to even recount to make this blog.. but i'll try and be strong.
in short:
ALL the green gummy bears i didnt eat and threw away over the course of my life, came to life like zombies and came back for revenge!! Not just the ones i didnt eat, but the ones everything didnt eat.
you need to know something about gummy bears:
When a gummy bear is born, like all gummy bears, he is inspected.. if he'd been small or puny.. sickly or mishapen, he'd be discarded.
from the time he could stand, he was baptised in the fire of being eaten. Taught never retreat, never surrender, taught that death by being eaten by a human in service of gummy bear land was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.
So for a gummy bear to go forth into the world only to not be consumed like his other coloured bretheren is the most dreaded fate imaginable for a gummy bear. They can not go home, they can not go on to a normal life, for gummy bears can not concieve of a life other then what they were taught, there is only to be eaten, or die trying.
To be denied this fate fills the gummy bear with a rage unknown of to we mere humans. Hell hath no fury like a green gummy bear scorned. There is but one path open to the green gummy bear that is not eaten. REVENGE!
Arise they did, from the trash can in my room, the trashbags on the curb, the landfills that make up new jersey, from the watery depths from which many have been dumped over the years. Arise with one thought in their gummy mind.. destroy Bob.
*shudder*
my tale has become overly long for a blog so i'll just say i awoke well b4 they got me. My house maybe be zombie proof, but not gummy bear proof. I have to go to Home Depot in the morning.
on a side note, i think i'll turn this dream into short story or film.
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infinity:
gummy bears attacking you in a dream, that's a really strange one right there.
infinity:
i dont think ive ever had gummy bears in any sort of dream. but the ones that i do remember are messed up in their own ways. i cant remember any off the top of my head though...