So I was ill all yesterday and today. Went to the hospital because I had a few symptoms of meningitis, but luckily it ain't...
On the plus side of visiting the hospital, I got to see some nice things that made be believe in humanity again:
Vending machines that dispense soup and fruit drinks from the same nozzle. Mmmm! This lemonade tastes like chicken. Mmmm,... Read More
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mockingbird:
Funny, I'm wearing my shirt tomorrow.
abarat:
Hi! 
Damn.
I promised myself I'd update when I could be bothered to write interestingly, but 35 Blackjacks later (mmm, aniseedy goodness, black tongue of redemption) and the sugar rush hasn't inspired me.
What's happened this last week?
I gave 2 lectures to some undergrads, about my beloved Hymenoptera.
I had a panic as the tutorials I organised lost all their rooms the night before. This...
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I promised myself I'd update when I could be bothered to write interestingly, but 35 Blackjacks later (mmm, aniseedy goodness, black tongue of redemption) and the sugar rush hasn't inspired me.
What's happened this last week?
I gave 2 lectures to some undergrads, about my beloved Hymenoptera.
I had a panic as the tutorials I organised lost all their rooms the night before. This...
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mockingbird:
I'll never be a hip, indie scenester. 
abarat:
Maybe you did not know that the area where I live, Massachusetts, is in the part of the U.S. called New England. Duh. hahaha Some towns and cities in MA are: Worcester, Avon, Bolton, Hull, Ipswich, Leicester, Manchester, Yarmouth, Essez, Cambridge, Noethhampton, Easthampton, Norfolk, and Suffolk. Those I think are all in England too. I see a pattern,...hmmmmm Could it be that the English settled the United States? I never knew that. I'm lying. I knew that. I am English though. That counts for something.
I didn't predict a riot
But I found a protest.
I went back to Leeds over the weekend, hence the laziness when it came to updating. Along with the copious booziness and lung busting from visiting my favourite cigar shop with m amigos, I stumbled upon a large group of "alternative" people holding a protest. Apparently, because Leeds centre is having a bit of cash...
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But I found a protest.
I went back to Leeds over the weekend, hence the laziness when it came to updating. Along with the copious booziness and lung busting from visiting my favourite cigar shop with m amigos, I stumbled upon a large group of "alternative" people holding a protest. Apparently, because Leeds centre is having a bit of cash...
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abarat:
HA HA you got me again! I scrolled down my comments and your pic popped out and I lost it again. Anyway, things are ok here. Bit of a situation with a family member but it will be fine. I am drained. I am taking myself to bed. Good day mate!
sickboyedd:
Update, you lazy bum!
Edd: Ok, I promise
Edd: Ok, I promise
This morning I woke up with a strange song in my head:
Cop! Bitch! Cop bitch motherfucker!
Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover
Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
magazine like a big testicle gland
bitch wanna try it
I said 'keep her quiet'
shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it.
Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover
Uh-huh! I did the...
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Cop! Bitch! Cop bitch motherfucker!
Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover
Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
magazine like a big testicle gland
bitch wanna try it
I said 'keep her quiet'
shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it.
Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover
Uh-huh! I did the...
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jj_r0x0rz:
mooooo
jj_r0x0rz:
haha no way? thats intresting do tell what happened
Edd is a Twunt, discuss.
Today something happened that makes me ashamed to be on this earth breathing the same air as Patrick Stewart. Today I committed an act of stupidity that calls into question my mental state and leaves me wondering whether I've been walking around with my tongue slathering on my face for the past 25 years.
It all started with me trying...
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Today something happened that makes me ashamed to be on this earth breathing the same air as Patrick Stewart. Today I committed an act of stupidity that calls into question my mental state and leaves me wondering whether I've been walking around with my tongue slathering on my face for the past 25 years.
It all started with me trying...
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yushi:
WTF?! then again, it's a Microsoft product so what do you expect... 
jj_r0x0rz:
ahhh i love boookers
Seize all pennies at once! Purchase all pizza balls!
After exhausting myself mentally, physically and, most disturbingly of all, sexually, discovering the truth behind Gabrielles unfortunate incident with Skeletor, I now have to admit that all future material for this blog will just be lazy rehashes of that material, and nob jokes.
Friday night is, of course, UK binge drinking night, a public holiday that...
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After exhausting myself mentally, physically and, most disturbingly of all, sexually, discovering the truth behind Gabrielles unfortunate incident with Skeletor, I now have to admit that all future material for this blog will just be lazy rehashes of that material, and nob jokes.
Friday night is, of course, UK binge drinking night, a public holiday that...
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jj_r0x0rz:
missing to take pictures boooo
jj_r0x0rz:
oh there will be pictures once someone uploads them
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jj_r0x0rz:
hehe send me over some whiskey or scotch you can only get in the uk!!
elysia:
I don't like the name Donald. Here are four examples of why;
Donald #1
... is probably a paedophile
Donald #2
... has the kind of facial hair that means that you can turn him upside down and he'd look the same
Donald #3
... is totally delusional about his age and the fact that he has a head shaped like an almond
Donald #4
... wants to marry me for a green card.
Donald #1
... is probably a paedophile
Donald #2
... has the kind of facial hair that means that you can turn him upside down and he'd look the same
Donald #3
... is totally delusional about his age and the fact that he has a head shaped like an almond
Donald #4
... wants to marry me for a green card.
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jj_r0x0rz:
haha yea it was so much fun! i love hanging out with people form sg...and one has to wonder ..why would there be such a nice piece of furniture in a bowling alley?
elysia:
"With the hit came a head-turning image, complete with kiss curls and sequined eye patch as Gabrielle's right eye has a drooped lid. Ignoring cosmetic surgery, she turned what might have been seen an image setback into a virtue that set her apart from the pack."
Oh yeah ... drooped lid. I believe your skeletor notion is more accurate.
Oh yeah ... drooped lid. I believe your skeletor notion is more accurate.
Back at work today, it's good to see everyone again but I forget how depressing this place can be...
I don't know who designed the lighting here, but it's perfectly designed to erase all motivation from my head. I checked the bulbs, apparently they filter out all the goodness, leaving only the dark light that reveals the stark truth of reality.
Only 9 months and...
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elysia:
"P.S. I am w***ing as I write this" ... excellent
sickboyedd:
Holy crap, some comments have disappeared. It wasn't me, I don't hate anyone 
YAY!
Finally getting a digital camera, so now i can have more photos than the grainy webcam dirge I usually provide. Now there'll be high resolution blurry photos of soho porn peddlers, phone box card sticker-uppers and drunken shakey cam shots.
Arrrr!
Finally getting a digital camera, so now i can have more photos than the grainy webcam dirge I usually provide. Now there'll be high resolution blurry photos of soho porn peddlers, phone box card sticker-uppers and drunken shakey cam shots.
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d_day:
The song 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' isn't so creppy. The Dickies, after all, are the klown princes of punk rock. The song is the title track from the movie.
elysia:
Singstar Rock??
I was having a conversation with the shop assistant in Game the other day about how the likelihood of there ever been a Singstar rock is slim to none.
I would probably never need to leave the house again. Other than to get more Jack Daneils.
I was having a conversation with the shop assistant in Game the other day about how the likelihood of there ever been a Singstar rock is slim to none.
I would probably never need to leave the house again. Other than to get more Jack Daneils.