I saw Spiderman 3 the other day, and in general enjoyed it. It would have been more suited to my tastes if they edited it as follows:
1. Ms. Dunst shouldn't be allowed to sing
2. All the relationship bits could have been condensed to 5 minutes at the start of the film, so I could go get popcorn.
3. More venom/spidey actions, and more of a differentiation as to what powers exactly the venom symbiont gave spiderman apart from emo hair.
Oh, and Odeon cinemas can suck my dick for charging 9.50 entry, that's almost the price of owning it on DVD, robbing motherfuckers.
Watching the movie got me thinking, however. What if a spider had been bitten by a radioactive man? WOuld a new superhero of the spider world be created; Man-Spider? Imagine a spider that could escape baths and plugholes? Enjoy a cappuccino and a cigar?
Also, the debased beastly perv-man part of me was thinking throughout the whole movie that it'd be a way better film if Kursten Dunst got bitten by a radioactive lesbian about 5 minutes in. But I guess the cinema cleaning bill would become too prohibitive (although, not for money bags Odeon, who are all probably now being fellated by genetically engineered, honey-mouthed sex-androids, the money grabbing bastards...).
1. Ms. Dunst shouldn't be allowed to sing
2. All the relationship bits could have been condensed to 5 minutes at the start of the film, so I could go get popcorn.
3. More venom/spidey actions, and more of a differentiation as to what powers exactly the venom symbiont gave spiderman apart from emo hair.
Oh, and Odeon cinemas can suck my dick for charging 9.50 entry, that's almost the price of owning it on DVD, robbing motherfuckers.
Watching the movie got me thinking, however. What if a spider had been bitten by a radioactive man? WOuld a new superhero of the spider world be created; Man-Spider? Imagine a spider that could escape baths and plugholes? Enjoy a cappuccino and a cigar?
Also, the debased beastly perv-man part of me was thinking throughout the whole movie that it'd be a way better film if Kursten Dunst got bitten by a radioactive lesbian about 5 minutes in. But I guess the cinema cleaning bill would become too prohibitive (although, not for money bags Odeon, who are all probably now being fellated by genetically engineered, honey-mouthed sex-androids, the money grabbing bastards...).
I have yet to see spiderman 3, but if its predecessors are anything to go by I fully agree with number two on principle. Number one may make my ears bleed.
Would a man biting a spider not kill it, or am I being too "glass half empty"?