sickboyedd

So I was ill all yesterday and today. Went to the hospital because I had a few symptoms of meningitis, but luckily it ain't...

On the plus side of visiting the hospital, I got to see some nice things that made be believe in humanity again:

Vending machines that dispense soup and fruit drinks from the same nozzle. Mmmm! This lemonade tastes like chicken. Mmmm, this chicken tastes like lemon. Chickilemonade! Food of the Gods!

Aging punk in leather jacket, who'd managed to get the two fingers most important in telling people to fuck off, cut off! The waiting room was great, even though I was burning up a little they kept me amused with their cheeky banter.

Nurses. Still hot in uniform. Even the 73 year old

Disabled toilet, with some sort of giant lever next to it. What is it for? Is this a turd one armed bandit? Can I gamble? Nudge?

The giant brazillian rock outside the hospital. Cost loads, looks like a lovely giant polished rock.

Motherfucking Haagan Daaz machine!!! In a hospital! It's near where I work and their Belgium chocolate is akin to masturbation. I effectively masturbated in a room full of sick people, and it felt great.

So today I'm feeling better, soon be back on the booze