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Thursday Jan 19, 2006

Jan 18, 2006
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This morning I woke up with a strange song in my head:

Cop! Bitch! Cop bitch motherfucker!

Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover

Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
magazine like a big testicle gland
bitch wanna try it
I said 'keep her quiet'
shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it.

Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover

Uh-huh! I did the bitch in
as she lay twitchin'
I knew that she's an Uzi lover.
He was grateful I shot his pain full
motherfuckin' pig was an Uzi lover

Cop fuckin' bitch whore bitch cop fuckin' bitch cop bitch whore copt motherfucker. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

Yes, I did track down the lyrics, it's the seminal early 90's Gangster Classic by Fur-Q: Uzi Lover



I've naughtily linked directly to the audio file I found of it, I am truly bad, please checkout the site it's on as well if you download it kiss

Uzi Lover - Fur-Q

Chris Morris is a genius smile

On a related note, Singstar 80's was going to have Phil Collins and Philip Baileys "Easy Lover" from which Morris sampled, but the rights didn't clear in time for game launch so the Marillion track got put on instead. Which is probably for the best because if I think about the chorus to Easy Lover, I'll end up singing it for the rest of the day. If I had access to it on Singstar, I'd probably fly off to some remote location and start a cult of Easy Lover, with giant monuments to Collins and Bailey. Then, as the cult progressed, heretical fools would claim Bailey was the main writer and that He should have His name first. Then comes war and rapine. All to "Easy Lover".

I'm spent ARRR!!!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
jj_r0x0rz:
mooooo
Jan 22, 2006
jj_r0x0rz:
haha no way? thats intresting do tell what happened
Jan 23, 2006

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