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Monday Jun 13, 2005

Jun 13, 2005
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For all my rockabilly readers out there, here's a classic for you:

We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind
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I realized today that I never gave the answer to my trivia question from a couple of Saturday's ago.

So what was the name of James Dean's Porsche 550 Spyder? "Little Bastard."

I ordered some new swimwear last week. I figure it should be arriving in the next couple of days. Perhaps, if you're really unlucky, I'll model it for everyone and post the photos.

I'll also model last year's. Last year's were so short that they made my friends uncomfortable. Very 60s-ish. I think they're pretty stylish, myself. But in order to appease my friends, I bought some longer ones for this year.

It's odd, however, since I rarely go out in the sun. Why buy these things? We do go to the lake quite a bit. And the Fourth of July is always a big weekend, since we go to the resort, watch an Elvis impersonator, and get extremely drunk.

It's always much fun. Year before last I met a cute, intelligent girl to make out with. Can you imagine my shy self making out with a complete stranger? Ah, good times. Unfortunately I never did get her phone number...

Have a good day everyone!

kiss
venice:
I already miss getting up in the morning with no purpose. As for work clothes, I'll try to take some pictures and post them. smile
Jun 13, 2005

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