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Saturday Aug 16, 2008

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I thought I may have been stung by a bee.

I was out riding my bicycle in the park and something flew into my mouth, then there was a stinging sensation on my tongue. I hurriedly spit out whatever it was.

However, now I don't think it was a bee. Upon reflection, I think it was too small. And my tongue isn't swollen. I swell madly when I get bitten by flies, or gnats, or many other things. I swelled like a watermelon the one time I was stung as a child. I can't imagine why I wouldn't if I were stung now.

So I think it was just some sort of beetle with a hard shell. I was moving fast in one direction, and it was moving fast in the other. The force of the collision caused the stinging sensation.

Just as well, really. I don't know if I'm allergic to bee stings. I was pretty far out in the park, where people are few and far between. If I were allergic to be stings and had gone into anaphylactic shock, I probably would have died right there on the path.

I should probably get that checked out one of these days, though, huh?
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