I forgot to tell the eHarmony story of last week, so here goes.
I received a message at MySpace from Tom, inviting me to participate in beta testing some new thing they have going with eHarmony. I thought I'd give it a try, because I was curious about what sort of people they'd match me with. Would they be interesting? Attractive? Or annoying and ugly?
So I went through eHarmony's application process, during which they ask two million questions. I answered them honestly.
And, after spending all that time filling out their questionnaire, they rejected me! Told me their matching system couldn't match me, and that they would rather deny me service than match me with unsuitable people.
I guess I'm just too complex to fit into their easy little categories. Which I consider a good thing. Fuck you, eHarmony! I defy categories!
In other news, last night I was inspired. I had an idea for a website, and I think it's a good idea. I can't tell you about it, because it's so good you'll probably steal it. But I plan on building it, and when it becomes hugely popular I'll sell it to NewsCorp or Microsoft for a few billion dollars.
I received a message at MySpace from Tom, inviting me to participate in beta testing some new thing they have going with eHarmony. I thought I'd give it a try, because I was curious about what sort of people they'd match me with. Would they be interesting? Attractive? Or annoying and ugly?
So I went through eHarmony's application process, during which they ask two million questions. I answered them honestly.
And, after spending all that time filling out their questionnaire, they rejected me! Told me their matching system couldn't match me, and that they would rather deny me service than match me with unsuitable people.
I guess I'm just too complex to fit into their easy little categories. Which I consider a good thing. Fuck you, eHarmony! I defy categories!
In other news, last night I was inspired. I had an idea for a website, and I think it's a good idea. I can't tell you about it, because it's so good you'll probably steal it. But I plan on building it, and when it becomes hugely popular I'll sell it to NewsCorp or Microsoft for a few billion dollars.
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I also have a hand-me-down stereo of my mom's that has a turntable, so if I really want to listen to something and blast it, I can play stuff on there.
I hear ya about finding nice stereo equipment, though. I am currently searching for super badass 70's components so that I can one day have like, the vintage stereo of all vintage stereos! Most of the thrift stores around here are pretty hip to that stuff though, so it still isn't all that cheap...